2. Learn how to work the toilet seat. When the lid is up, put it down.
3. Birthdays, valentines, and anniversaries are not quests to find the perfect present.
4. If you ask a question you don't want an awnser to, expect and answer you don't want to hear.
5. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
6. Sunday Sports are like the full moon, or the changing of the tides. It can't be altered, so let it be.
7. Don't ask us what we're thinking, unless you're prepared to talk about topics such as football and trucks.
8. Shopping is NOT a sport.
9. Anything you wear in fine. Really!
10. You do have enough clothes.
11. You have too many shoes.
12. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
14. Most guys own 2 or 3 pairs of shoes. What makes you think we can pick out which pair goes well with your dress if there are 30 other pairs that do?
15. Yes and no are perfectly acceptible awnsers.
18. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways, and one makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other way.
19. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, neither do we.