9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes for three years running
8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex
7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down
6. Somehow, he/she gets HBO on their PC at work
5. Mumbled "Oh- Pleez" 95 times during the movie, "The Net"
4. Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments
3. Video dating profile lists "public key incription" among tun-ons
2. When his computer starts up, your hear, "Good Morning Mr. President"
1. You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa Card now, you jerk"