9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy"
8. Traces of Kitty Litter in your keyboard
7. You've found that you've been subscribed to some weird newsgroups like Recreational Catnip
6. Your mouse has teethmarks and a strange smell of tuna
5. Hate-Mail messages to Apple Computer Inc. about their release of "Cyberdog"
4. Your keyboard has a territorial scent to it
3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II
2.On IRC, you're known as the IronMouser
~The #1 Sign~
1. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post