When he returns, he is covered in blood. The second bat asked, "Where did you get the blood?" The first bat, pointing out of the cave, says, "See that building over there?" "Yes," said the other bat.
"Well," says the first bat, "I didn't."
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| Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood." "But it's dark out and we don't know where to look. We'd better wait for the other bats," said the second one. The first bat says, "Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere." And he flies out of the cave. When he returns, he is covered in blood. The second bat asked, "Where did you get the blood?" The first bat, pointing out of the cave, says, "See that building over there?" "Yes," said the other bat. "Well," says the first bat, "I didn't." |
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