I sit down to pee.
And I can justify ANY,
shopping spree!
Don't go to the barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I can ballance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends
about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in cirlces,
at any cost!
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.
I never forget,
an important date.
You just have to deal with it,
I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair.
I don't get jock itch.
And just because I'm assertive,
don't call me a bitch!
Don't say to your friends,
"Oh, I can get her."
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best,
Would you look at my face,
not at my chest!
I don't have a problem,
with expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
you look at the ceiling.
Don't call me a girl,
a babe or a chick.
I am a WOMAN,
get it, you prick?