menu nicklist,query {
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  Fight Popups
  .Actions
  ..SG Burger:/me throws an *@*.sg burger at $1
  ..Wonder:/me looks at $1 and wonders who in their right mind would have a child like that....
  ..Laugh:/me looks at $1 and rolls on the floor in histerical laughter
  ..Handshake:/me does a long, complicated handshake with $1
  ..Stupidity:/me wonders about $1 $+ 's stupidity....
  ..Neon Stupid:/me thinks $1 should vigorusly scrub his forehead in an effort to erase the word "STUPID" that obviously is flashing in neon letters!
  ..Cousins:/me asks $1 $+ , "If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?"
  .Fight Actions
  ..problem:/me says " $$1 DO YOU GOT A PROBLEM " | /say WELL SOLVE IT BUTTMUNCH!
  ..Block Attack:/me blocks $$1's futile and hopeless attack!
  ..Glare at User:/me glares sharply at $$1 !
  ..Grenade User:/me takes out a grenade ... pulls the pin ... 4 ... 3 ..2 ... tosses it at $$1! | /say Damn...what a BLAST!!!
  ..Hang User:/me puts a tight rope around $$1's neck and opens the channel trapdoor! | /say hung!!!
  ..Punch User:/me pulls back his fist and Hits $$1 Sharply in there $$?="where did ya hit um??"!!!! | /say that hurt LOL LOL!!!
  ..Shoot User With?:/say Ok, you R bugging me, Tyme to get ruff, $$1 | /me pulls out his $$?="your???" and Shoots it at $$1 to cause some MAJOR damage to their $$?="damage to??"
  ..Sword User:/say Want to bring this bak in tyme?? | /me gets on his armor and pulls out his Version 5.83 Dark Dragon Sword | /say you asked fer it | /me hits $$1 with the sword in their $$?="where did you hit um??"
  ..Monster:/say arugh, you are beetin me | /me falls to the ground | /me turns in to a Huge monster with 300 teeth and a large tail!!! | /me growls
  .Actions for Lamers
  ..Schlong:/me whips out his 2 Foot Schlong and presses it against $$1 $+ 's forehead 
  ..9 Iron:/me Feels like golfing with $$1 $+ 's head. $me pulls out his 9 Iron and Bashes $$1 $+ 's Head!!
  ..Nut Kick:/me Puts on his Doc Martens and kicks $$1 in the balls!!
  ..Horny:/me thinks that $$1 is wat to horney to be in # !! $me hates horney losers who probably suck their own Genitles !! 
  ..OJ:/me puts on his Ski mask and stalks $$1 for a while. One day $me sees $$1 walking with somone he doesn't like. $me becomes jealous and slices $$1 $+ 's throat. When the IRCops ask who did it, $me blamed it on OJ Simpson!!
  ..Hacksaw:/me pulls out his Hack Saw and cuts up $$1 into little pieces and feeds them to his dog.
  ..Chainsaw:/me pulls out his chainsaw and Hacks apart $$1 from limb to limb
  ..Lightening:/me CAlls to the god of lightening and asks him for help. Later that day $$1 is walking home from the sexual toys store when a lightening bolt comes and knocks down a tree that kills $$1
  ..Sledge:/me looks around the room and sees $$1  ..... what an asshole!! $me then decides something should be done about it, so he grabs his sledge hammer and then squishes $$1 skull in to applesauce!!!  PUNK!
  ..Phone:/me is using his phone bug when he hears that $$1 is a telemarketer. $me calls 1-800-FUCK- $$1- UP. An officer is sent over. The officer goes crazy and anally rapes $$1. Then slits $$1's fucking throat!! SHITHEAD!
  ..Knuckles:/me finds brass knuckles in his pocket. Shit what you goona do with those asks $$1. I am gonna fuck you up!!!! $me runs at $$1 and proceeeds to bash $$1 fucking face in!!   MOTHERFUCKER!
  ..Dildo:/me sees $$1's mother on the street, she is trying to sell dildos for her church. $me takes them and jams them in any available opening in her body. BITCH!
  ..Nazi:/me sees that $$1 is on NAZI Online. What the FUCK. $me pulls out his beretta and puts a bullet in $$1's fucking head!  RACIST ASSHOLE! 
  ..Laser:/me has a large and powerful laser in his backpack. While giving his presentation he pulls it out.. $me sees $$1 being an asshole so he points it at $$1's eyes....ahhhhhhhhhhh!! Now all $$1 has are two burned craters for a face.  SUCKA!
  ..Bat:/me grabs the aluminum bat from the house and runs out to practice T-ball.. from $$1's head...whoops!...WHACK!!.. Now $$1's pea-sized brain is all over the field!   RETARDO!
  ..Flashlight:/me is looking around in the dark for something.. $me shines the light on $$1 who is jerking off in the corner with a mag full of animal pics. $me takes his chance while  $$1 is still stunned by the light and crushes $$1 skull in with his Mag-Lite. SICKO!
  ..Bomb:/me plants a mine at the doorway to $$1's house.. when $$1 leaves to go get the new NKOTB album his legs are blown off! POSEUR!
  ..weights:/me is lifting weights in the gym when $$1 comes bye and starts acting like an asshole... $me gets up and knocks $$1 on his ass... $me lifts the 400pd weight above his head... THUMP! is the only sound heard as $$1's head is flattened to a pancake!  ASSHOLE!
  ..Tutu:/me puts $$1 into a tutu and beats him or her into oblivion!!!
  ..Shove: /say $$1 can take his or her computer and shove it up his or her ass!!!!
  ..Ear Stick!:/me Shoves a stick In $$1 's Ear... Can Ya Hear Better Yet??
  ..Throat Stick!:/me Shoves a dildo Down $$1 's Throat... Say What U Will Now!
  ..Eye Poke!:/me Pokes $$1 In The Eye With a finger... Can Ya See Now??
  ..Ass KICK!:/me Kicks $$1 In The Ass... Leaving His Foot Embedded In His Asshole... Guess U Can Stay... I Need My Foot.
  ..Brain Swish!:/me Sticks a RED Hot Curling Iron In $1's Ear And Swishes Their Brain Around For awhile... Is It Clear Now??
  .More Actions
  ..stomach!:/me surprises $$1 with a swift kick to the stomach!
  ..punch!:/me punches $$1 really hard in the mouth
  ..slap!:/me slaps $$1 around a bit with a large trout
  ..kiss!:/me blows $$1 a kiss
  ..mom!:/me tells $$1 to say hi to his mom for him!
  ..hermom!:/me tells $$1 to say hi to her mom for him!
  ..jackoff!:/me masturbates on $$1's head
  ..smack!:/me smacks $$1 like the bitch that he is! You wanna act like a bitch I will slap you like one!
  ..smackher!:/me smacks $$1 like the bitch that she is! You wanna act like a bitch I will slap you like one!
  ..cry!:/me beats $$1 until he cries!
  ..hercry!:/me beats $$1 until she cries!
  ..apoligize!:/me apoligizes to $$1 profusely!
  ..abuse!:/me grabs $$1 and slaps him then kicks him then punches him then asks him if he liked it. He answers no and then austa beats him more, finally $$1 collapses and sobs uncontrolably until he passes out in a pool of his own blood and vomit!
  ..shutup!:/me tells $$1 to shut up!
  ..horny!:/me tells $$1 to try #teensex
  ..chick!:/me would smack $$1 really hard but hey, if I hit a chick, I would feel morally wrong!
  ..HAMSTER:/say Hey $$1... your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder-berries!
  ..goatass:/me Fucks $$1 in the Goat Ass!! oooohhhhh was it good for you??
  ..Glare:/me glares sharply at $$1!!
  ..Laugh(2ppl):/me laughs as he remembers the nite when he and $$1's mom along with $2's mom had hott wonderful monkey love sex... while $$1's mom took in the butt... $2's mom licked my sweaty nutsack... Oh what a nite...! 
  ..Monkey:/me says to $$1 It's $time - Do you know where your monkey is??
  ..Evil Twin:/me turns into $$1s evil twin and ties $$1 up and goes to $$1s school and acts up and smarts off to $$1s teachers. | /me goes to $$1s house and unties him. $$1 goes to school the next day and is ostracized by both his fellow peers and his teachers.
  .Comments
  ..Nasty comments
  ...Shotgun:/me Takes out his Shotgun.......and Blows $1's Fuckin Head Off!
  ...Pistol:/me aims...........Fire's the Glock.....PocK!....One round in the Head of $1....."Killed that Tango Fuck!"
  ...Silencer Shoot:/me takes aim from a rooftop above,..... snipe!.......... $1 is killed by a silenced rifle! "Got that Tango Fucker!"
  ...BiaTcH!:/me Slaps $1 upside the Fuckin Head..and yells "BiaTcH!!"
  ...MrRogers:/me sings.... It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood a beautiful day to be neighbors, would you be mine, could you be mine:  Hello everyone, todays speial word is 'lamer', can you say l-a-m-e-r? " $+ $1 $+ " good.... I am so proud of you... "won't you be, my lamer...."
  ...LikeSlap:/me slaps $$1 around a bit and $$1 likes it..
  ...Nuts:/me kicks $$1 in da nuts.......
  ...Lamer:/say $$1 is a lamer :)
  ...Bath:/me thinks that $$1 REALLY needs a BATH..... :)
  ...Wake Up!:/say WAKE up $$1....
  ...Wake Slap:/me slaps $$1 to wake him up....
  ...Spit:/me grabs $$1 by the throat.... throws $$1 up against a wall, and spits in $1 $+ 's face.
  ...Glass Punch:/me wraps his hand with cloth, dips it in resin and then shards of broken glass, and punches $$1 in the face.
  ...Lamer Def:/me says "1. Lam-er (noun) : a person who is lame. example of a lamer: $$1 :)
  ...Newbie Def:/me says "1. New-bie (noun): a person who is new. 2. a person who pretends NOT to be new by being a moron  3. see Lamer for more details. example of a Newbie: $$1 :)
  ...Diaper:/me slaps $$1 with an old diaper full of extricated chile burritos!
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  War popups
  .War 1 
  ..what the fuck:/say $$1 12W15hat 12t15he 12f15uck 12i15s 12g15oing 12o15n 12w15ith 12y15a 
  ..smoookin!!!:/say $$1 Do u smell what am i cooookin!!!! if no then plz smell urz assssss!!! coz i m cooookin urz ass which StInKs
  ..Fuck you:me fuck $$1 at his home.
  ..fucking:me is fucking $$1 very badly
  ..male or female:me ask $$1 about the gender so $$1 u have a Dick or a SluT.i m askin u coz yours gf thinks that u have a Slut!!!
  ..sis:me is with $$1 sis so plz dont be jealous!!!! ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  ..Stupid, Shut-up:/say 2 Hay 13stupid 2fella, you are so fool, can't you keep your mouth shut-up!? I'm not in a good mood...ok?
  ..Don't piss me off:/say 10Hey Shit! Don't piss me off or I will slap you with my Monitor. 
  ..You better shut-up:/say 4You better shut-up before I slap you with my keyboard....
  ..Don't try to be funny:/say 6You there!! 2Don't try to be funny to me or else, I will shoot you like a dog.
  ..Idiot, shut-up:/say  2Hey idiot3 $$1 $+ 2, can't you keep your mouth shut-up !!!????? 
  ..Kick the shit out of you:/say 14,15 $$1 : 0,14 Don't make me mad or else I will kick the shit out of you 
  ..Did your mama ever teach you?:/say 14hey stupid $$1, don't your mama ever teach you how to talk? Can't you talk in a better maner?
  ..You are really kanasai:/say 2 $$1 $+ , you are really 4kanasai2 you know, hmmm....by the way do you know 4kanasai2 means what? In Singapore, It means you look like shit.......10wa7ha10ha7ha..... 
  ..Shutup or I will shoot u:/say 5 $$1 $+, you better shut-up now or I will shoot you like a dog. 
  ..Mr.44:/me pulls out his 44 magnum and shoots to kill $$1 IM MR44!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  ..Atma Energy:/me summons the power of 4->2AtmA4<- and commands it to tear $$1 apart with its ultimate energy... 1,2T1,3h1,4e 1,5A1,6t1,7m1,8a 1,9W1,10e1,11a1,12p1,13o1,14n
  ..Odin:/me in great distress heeds the mighty war God, 1Odin6, riding from the skies or Mt. Olympus with his 15Steel-Bladed Sword 6charges towards $$1 and slices his to annihilation!
  ..Sephiroth:/say I command you, O'Mighty Sephiroth, come forth and slay this wretched mortal, $$1 ... 6* Sephiroth comes arising from the lifestream 4Masamune 6in hand, takes one diagonal slash to $$1 .... allowing them to die...
  ..Kissie:/me morphs into $$1 's mom... | /say $$1 , you give your mommy a kissie 6* Just when $$1 approaches him, ... | /say BANG! |  /me shot $$1 like a little nigga!
  .Fake talks
  ..Want to see what he/she said?:/say 6Hey guys, want to see what $$1 told me in the private chat windows? 
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  ..Shitting:/say < $+ $$1 $+ > SHIT!!!!!!! | /say < $+ $me $+ > huh? what happened? | /say < $+ $$1 $+ > I'm really bad luck today! I'm shitting out, now the shit spread all over my chair.....  | /say < $+ $me $+ > yacks......are you serious? | /say < $+ $$1 $+ > u think what? I bluff you? both of my hands is full of shit now, my keyboard also got some........yaksssss. | /say < $+ $$1 $+ > wait me, i want to go and clean them now, brb in 5 minutes.  
  ..Hate this channel:/say < $+ $1 $+ > I hate $chan very much man. | /say < $+ $1 $+ > this channel is damn boring | /say < $+ $me $+ > what's wrong with you? | /say < $+ $1 $+ > I hate this channel? if you don't like me ask the op to kick me | /say < $+ $1 $+ > or ban me....go ahead....i won't scare....nya nya nya nya >: 
  ..Surfing for pics:/say < $+ $me $+ > what are you doing now? why so quiet? | /say < $+ $me $+ > Are you still there? | /say < $+ $$1 $+ > I'm very busy now | /say < $+ $me $+ > busy doing what? | /say < $+ $1 $+ > I'm surfing for xxx pics now, don't disturb me please! Are you interested? | /say < $+ $me $+ > Hmmm...... sorry I don't see those stuff. Last time you told me you are an innocent person. | /say < $+ $$1 $+ > Did i? nope i was bluffing, i'm a pervert....hehhee
  ..Nuking channel:/say < $+ $me $+ > what are you doing now? | /say < $+ $1 $+ > hehe, i'm nuking everyone in $chan $+ , don't tell anyone OK? | /say < $+ $1 $+ > keep this secret for me or else they will ban me. | /say < $+ $me $+ > Hey don't play with nuke? | /say < $+ $1 $+ > Shut-up or else I will nuke you as well!!   
  ..I'm a kind person:/say < $+ $1 $+ > I heard that people said you are very kind and friendly | /say < $+ $me $+ > really? | /say < $+ $1 $+ > really, many people told me about you. | /say < $+ $1 $+ > you are so famous I love u so much. | /say < $+ $1 $+ > frank speaking, you are the only person important to me. | /say < $+ $me $+ > )  
  ..Gender and sex:/say < $+ $me $+ > $1 $+ , may i know your gender please? | /say < $+ $1 $+ > Why don't you ask me about my sex? for me gender is not so important compared to sex | /say < $+ $me $+ > what could it be? | /say < $+ $1 $+ > SEX IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME!!!!!!!! can't u understand!!? | /say < $+ $me $+ > Pervert......... 
  ..Asking gender:/say < $+ $me $+ > may I know your name? | /say < $+ $1 $+ > I don't want to tell u : | /say < $+ $me $+ > how about sex? | /say < $+ $1 $+ > yeah yeah yeah....i want....i want to have sex | /say < $+ $1 $+ > D~~~ | /say < $+ $me $+ > excuse me...... pervert, don't be so excited, i was asking your gender  
  ..Old lady:/say < $+ $me $+ >Hello there can I be your friend? | /say < $+ $1 $+ > I'm not interested on you, I want to be your mama's friend! | /say < $+ $me $+ > crazy..... | /say < $+ $1 $+ > I like old lady, cannot? | /say < $+ $me $+ > then how old are you?  | /say < $+ $1 $+ > 15 only...... :
  ..Pervert:/say < $+ $me $+ > may I know who are you? | /say < $+ $1 $+ > I'm a pervert, everyone knows me | /say < $+ $me $+ > you are a pervert? | /say < $+ $1 $+ > Yup....I always talk dirty in this channel | /say < $+ $1 $+ > I'm a dirty minded person, you dunno? hehhehe..... D~~~  
  ..Everyone likes me:/say < $+ $1 $+ > Are you $me ? $me $+ , the most famous person on IRC network ? | /say < $+ $me $+ > Yes I am, why all of sudden ask me such question? | /say < $+ $1 $+ > Yes....finally gotcha | /say < $+ $1 $+ > I've been looking for you for quite a long time | /say < $+ $me $+ > Why? | /say < $+ $1 $+ > they say you are a very kind person and you always help people, everyone on IRC likes you. | /say < $+ $1 $+ > please be my friend.
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  Food Stuff
  .Foods
  ..Give a packet of MAMEE (chicken):/me gives $$1 a packet of MAMEE | /say 2,84,8(MAMEE)2,8 | /say 2,81,8 ==2,84,20,22,8 
  ..Give a packet of MAMEE (curry):/me gives $$1 a packet of MAMEE | /say 2,84,8(MAMEE)2,8 | /say 2,81,8 ==6,812,60,62,8 
  ..Give few packets of MAMEE:/me gives $$1 few packets of MAMEE | /say 2,84,8(MAMEE)2,8  2,84,8(MAMEE)2,8  2,84,8(MAMEE)2,8  2,84,8(MAMEE)2,8 | /say 2,81,8 ==2,84,20,22,8   2,81,8 ==6,812,60,62,8   2,81,8 ==2,84,20,22,8   2,81,8 ==6,812,60,62,8 
  ..Give a can of Pedigree:/me gives $$1 a can of Pedigree dog food | /say 7,7.......... | /say 8,8.......... | /say 8,8.1,8Ped1,4ig1,8ree8,8. | /say 0,2-Dog Food- | /say 8,8..1,8======8,8.. | /say 8,8..1,8======8,8.. | /say 7,7.......... | /say 2Enjoy your dog food......yummie.....yummie.....7Wa10ha7ha10ha7ha10ha7ha....
  ..Give Brands chicken sup:/me gives $$1 a bottle of Brands chicken sup | /say 0,0..1,0 ______ | /say 0,0..1,0______ | /say 0,0...1,1|====| | /say 0,0..10,10|| | /say 0,0..10,10|8,10BRANDS10,10| | /say 0,0..10,10|______| 
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  ..Buy McDonald's:/me brings $$1 to McDonald's for makan | /say 8,4 m 0,0.8,4 m 0,0.8,4 m 0,0.8,4 m 0,0.0,4 McDonald's 0,0.8,4 m 0,0.8,4 m 0,0.8,4 m 0,0.8,4 m 
  ..Buy Kentucky:/me brings $$1 to Kentucky for makan | /say 0,4 KFC 0,0.0,4 KFC 0,0.0,4 KFC 0,0.0,4 Kentucky 0,0.0,4 KFC 0,0.0,4 KFC 0,0.0,4 KFC 
  ..Buy A and W:/me brings $$1 to A&W for makan | /say 7,0(5,0A7,0&5,0W)0,0.7,0(5,0A7,0&5,0W)0,0.7,0(5,0A7,0&5,0W)0,0.7,0(5,0A7,0&5,0W)0,0.7,0(5,0A7,0&5,0W)0,0.7,0(5,0A7,0&5,0W)0,0.7,0(5,0A7,0&5,0W)0,0.7,0(5,0A7,0&5,0W)0,0.
  ..Buy Pizza Hut:/me brings $$1 to Pizza Hut for makan | /say 4,4=====0,0..4,4=====0,0..4,4=====0,0..4,4=====0,0..4,4===== | /say 0,1Pizza0,0..0,1Pizza0,0..0,1Pizza0,0..0,1Pizza0,0..0,1Pizza | /say 1,1-0,1Hut1,1-0,0..1,1-0,1Hut1,1-0,0..1,1-0,1Hut1,1-0,0..1,1-0,1Hut1,1-0,0..1,1-0,1Hut1,1-0,0..
  .Drinks 
  ..Gives some coffee:/me gives $$1 some coffee | /say 8,5[~]5]0,0..8,5[~]5]0,0..8,5[~]5]0,0..8,5[~]5]0,0..8,5[~]5]
  ..Gives some coke:/me gives $$1 few cans of coke | /say 15,4~0,4Coke15,4~0,0.15,4~0,4Coke15,4~0,0.15,4~0,4Coke15,4~0,0.15,4~0,4Coke15,4~0,0.15,4~0,4Coke15,4~0,0.
  ..Gives some 7UP:/me gives $$1 few cans of 7UP | /say 15,15.0,3 74*0UP0,0.15,15.0,3 74*0UP0,0.15,15.0,3 74*0UP0,0.15,15.0,3 74*0UP0,0.15,15.0,3 74*0UP0,0.
  ..Gives some FnN Orange:/me gives $$1 few cans of F&N Orange | /say 15,15.8,7 F&N 0,0.15,15.8,7 F&N 0,0.15,15.8,7 F&N 0,0.15,15.8,7 F&N 0,0.15,15.8,7 F&N 0,0.
  ..Gives some FnN Grape:/me gives $$1 few cans of F&N Grape | /say 15,15.13,6  F&N 0,0.15,15.13,6 F&N 0,0.15,15.13,6 F&N 0,0.15,15.13,6 F&N 0,0.15,15.13,6 F&N 0,0.
  ..Gives some Sasi:/me gives $$1 few cans of Sasi | /say 0,5:15,5Sasi0,5:0,0.0,5:15,5Sasi0,5:0,0.0,5:15,5Sasi0,5:0,0.0,5:15,5Sasi0,5:0,0.0,5:15,5Sasi0,5:0,0.
  ..Gives a cup of MILO:/me gives $$1 a cup of MILO | /say 0,0.15) ) ) ) | /say 15( ( ( ( | /say 3,5======== | /say 5,5........... | /say 5,5.0,3 MILO 5,5.0,0--5,5. | /say 5,5........... | /say 3,5========
  ..Gives a can of COKE:/me gives $$1 a can of COKE | /say 15,14====== | /say 4,4...15,4))4,4. | /say 4,4.0,4COKE4,4. | /say 4,4..15,4((4,4.. | /say 15,14====== 
  ..Gives a can of 7UP:/me gives $$1 a can of 7UP | /say 14,15______ | /say 0,3////// | /say 0,3 74,3*0,3UP3,3. | /say 0,3////// | /say 14,15  
  ..Gives a can of Sprite:/me gives $$1 a can of Sprite | /say 2,15...... | /say 15,3:::8,3*15,3:: | /say 0,3SprIte | /say 15,3:::::: | /say 2,15......
  ..Gives a can of Sasi:/me gives $$1 a can of Sasi | /say 15,5o:o:o: | /say 0,5::: | /say 0,5:SaSi: | /say 0,5::: | /say 15,5:::
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  ..Gives a bar of Snickers:/me gives $$1 a bar of Snickers | /say 5,0__________ | /say 5,5.2,0SNICKERS5,5. | /say 5,0 
  ..Gives a bar of Nestle Crunch:/me gives $$1 a bar of Nestle Crunch | /say 12,0__________ | /say 12,12.4,0 CRUNCH 12,12. | /say 12,0 
  ..Gives a bar of chocolate:/me gives $$1 a bar of chocolate | /say 1,5[][][][][] | /say 1,5[][][][][]  
  ..Gives some POLO sweets:/me gives $$1 some POLO sweets | /say 15,15.3,3.0,2POLO3,3.15,15.0,0.15,15.3,3.0,2POLO3,3.15,15.0,0.15,15.3,3.0,2POLO3,3.15,15.0,0.15,15.3,3.0,2POLO3,3.15,15.0,0.
  ..Gives some Mentos sweets:/me gives $$1 a bar of Mentos sweets | /say 1,0________________ | /say 15,15|11,0()()12,0Mentos11,0()()15,15| | /say 1,0
  ..Gives some Sweets:/me gives $$1 some sweets | /say 9,0}(9,9==9,0){0,0..13,0}(13,13==13,0){0,0..2,0}(2,2==2,0){0,0..4,0}(4,4==4,0){0,0..7,0}(7,7==7,0){
  ..Gives some MnM:/me gives $$1 some m & m chocolate | /say 0,7(m)0,4(m)0,2(m)0,9(m)0,8(m)0,6(m)0,7(m)0,4(m)0,2(m)0,5(m)0,8(m)0,3(m)0,9(m)0,6(m)0,7(m)0,13(m)0,7(m)0,12(m)0,5(m)0,4(m)0,2(m)0,4(m)0,9(m)0,6(m)0,7(m)0,8(m)0,3(m)0,4(m)0,2(m)0,4(m)0,12(m)0,9(m)0,10(m)0,13(m)
  .Candy
  ..Pop Chan:/say breaks out his cooler and asks the people in # what kind of pop do you want? 15,15!1,140,3 74,30,3UP15,15! 15,15!0,41,4~0,4Coke1,4~15,15! 15,15!9,8Squirt15,15! 15,15!0,5Mr.Pi15,15! 15,15!0,3Sprite15,15! | /say I also have Crush... 15,15!0,6Crush15,15!  15,15!0,7Crush15,15! 15,15!0,13Crush15,15!
  ..Pop nick:/say breaks out his cooler and asks $$1 what kind of pop do you want? 15,15!1,140,3 74,30,3UP15,15! 15,15!0,41,4~0,4Coke1,4~15,15! 15,15!9,8Squirt15,15!  15,15!0,5Mr.Pi15,15!  15,15!0,3Sprite15,15! 15,158,3MtDew15,15 | /say $$1 I also have Crush... 15,15!0,6Crush15,15!  15,15!0,7Crush15,15! 15,15!0,13Crush15,15!
  ..Gum:/say Offers $$1 some gum 14,14.4,8<~Juicy-Fruit~>14,14. | /say or 14,14.1,90<~1,9Wrigleys0,9~>14,14.
  ..Heshey's:/say Hey $$1 wanna share my 15,15.5,5.415,5HERSHEY'S4,45,5.15,15.10 bar with me?
  ..Lifesavers:/me shares his 15,15.16,2L1,9I16,3F16,4E1,8S16,10A1,4V16,10E1,9R16,5S15,15. with13 $$1!!!
  ..Tootsie:/me 12offers $$1 a  1-=5,5.0,0.4,4.0,1Tootsie Roll4,4.0,0.5,5.1=- 
  ..Skittles:/me offers $$1 some 4<S>13<K>6<I>7<T>8<T>9<L>11<E>3<S> Taste the rainbow.
  ..MnM's:/me offers $$1 some 0,2(m)0,5(m)'s and tries to make friends ;)
  ..MM's2:/me  gives  $$1  some M  M 's 8(1,8m8)1,0 9(1,9m9)1,0 3(1,3m3)1,0 8(1,8m8)1,0 4(1,4m4)1,0 9(1,9m9)1,03(1,3m3)1,04(1,4m4)10 they melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
  .Gums
  ..Mint:/me offers 4 $$1 10,0 a stick of 15,15l4,9<~ DoubleMint ~>15,15l
  ..BigRed:/me offers $$1 a piece of 15,15l00,04<~ Big Red ~>15,15l
  ..Pep-O-Mint:/me gives $$1 a stick of 15,15.0,2 PEP-O-MINT 15,15.
  ..Juicy Fruit:/me gives $$1 a stick of 15,15l4,8<~Juicy-Fruit~>15,15l
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  Love Poem
  .Love poem1:say 12Did u ever fall in love,but knew they didn't care?  | .timer1 1 5  /say 13U cry all night in misery,and almost go insane.  | .timer2 1 10 /say 11There's  nothing in this world ,that cause so much pain. | .timer3 1 20 /say 9If I could choose life or death,I would rather die. | .timer4 1 25 /say 7So don't fall in love,you'll be hurt before it's over. | .timer5 1 32 /say 3But4 $$1, 3I should have know.  | .timer6 1 37  /say 4I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU
  .Love poem2:say 9I as a man,I wanted to love you,  | .timer1 1 5  /say 10Cares for you, | .timer2 1 10 /say 11Possess you, | .timer3 1 20 /say 12and attempt to make you believe in me. | .timer4 1 25 /say 13My love creates a knot that will be united forever, | .timer5 1 32 /say 2throughout my whole life. | .timer6 1 37 /say 3This is the gift that god gives you.
  .Love poem3:say 4What is without a name, | .timer1 1 5 /say 11That bring me back to the same old memory? | .timer2 1 10 /say 13The name of love cannot be applied | .timer3 1 20 /say 7It common for people to love. | .timer4 1 25 /say 9My heart is made for you, | .timer5 1 32 /say 10Even my soul is for you. | .timer6 1 37 /say 55 Any thing else that i should give you??
  .Love poem4:say 4U don't need fancy jewlry to make me fall for you. | .timer1 1 5 /say 13U don't need a lot of makeup to cause me to pursue. | .timer2 1 10 /say 10U don't need brandnew clothes to make me like you more. | .timer3 1 20 /say 7U don't need to put up airs to make my passion soar. | .timer4 1 25 /say 11All you need is honestly and a smiling face.  | .timer6 1 37 /say 9Sincerity and loyalty will make me love you more.
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  Love Poem2
  .Love Poem 01 :/say 13 I know that time can never change the love I have for you..... Except to make it deeper still with everything we do...... In all my dreams of coming years, you play the greatest part, For I know that time will never change the love within my heart...
  .Love Poem 02 :/say $1 I always lose control when your by my side. You have become the light of my life. I always enjoy the time I spend with you. Because nothing makes me feel the way you do. I think I'm falling in love with you...
  .Love Poem 03 :/say  Every time I see your face and I hear your voice, It stirs up feelings inside that I've never felt before. Was it the words you said that made me feel this way? Maybe it was the touch of your hand and the smile on your face...I think I'm falling in love with you... 
  .Love Poem 04 :/say 7 You are my best friend and my only true love. I'm sure that you were sent from heaven above. Today is the first day of the rest of our lives. And our future is beginning to look so bright. I think I'm falling in love with you...
  .Love Poem 05 :/say 4 Tonight I looked up at the stars, And I wondered where you are. Tonight I gazed upon the moon, In hopes that I would see you soon...
  .Love Poem 06 :/say 8 Tonight you'll look oh so fine, But It will all be in my mind. Tonight you won't even know, That I still love you so...
  .Love Poem 07 :/say 10 I can admire your beauty, To which I must stare. Your chin, your mouth, your nose and eyes,  All add to a face so fair...
  .Love Poem 08 :/say 4 I hope that you can accept, How much I really care. A person who loves you more, You can find nowhere...
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  Special Insults
  .A.
  ..Animals:/say 0,2 $$1 Now we know why some animals eat their own children. 
  ..Alley:/say 0,2Excuse me, $$1  I'm trying to work here. How would you like it if I started yelling down the alley while you're giving blow jobs to transsexuals? 
  ..Admission:/say 0,2 $$1 I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay admission!
  ..Ass:/say 0,2Hey $$1 Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday.
  ..Age:/say 0,2I would ask you how old you are $$1 but I reckon you can't count that high.
  ..Attention:/say 0,2 $$1 What's wrong, don't you get any attention back home? 
  .B.
  ..Brains:/say 1,8 $$1 Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
  ..Brains Wander:/say 1,8 $$1 Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
  ..Buffalo:/say 1,8 $$1 You have the good looks of a pregnant water buffalo. 
  ..Banana:/say 1,8Is that your nose, or are you eating a banana $$1 ?
  ..Beer:/say 1,8 $$1 I'll let you off. I remember the first time I tried beer.
  .C.
  ..Camels:/say 11,1May a thousand camels step on your bad corns. $$1
  ..Conclusion:/say 11,1It's a foregone conclusion $$1 you don't need ME to insult you. 
  ..Congrtas:/say 11,1Congratulations $$1 you're a perfect argument against brother-sister marriages. 
  ..Cell:/say 11,1 $$1 When you were born, did they let your mother out of her cell
  .D.
  ..Dumb:/say 1,11 $$1 I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
  ..Dog Ugly:/say 1,11 $$1 Is so ugly, when they were a little child, they had to put a pot roast in their lap so the dog would play with them. What a shame the mutt got carried away! still, the chewed-up look is in this season.
  ..Dark:/say 1,11 $$1 See, that's what's meant by dark and handsome. When it's dark, your handsome
  .E.
  ..Emigrate:/say 9,1 $$1 You are the sort of person people emigrate to avoid. 
  ..EasyMother:/say 9,1This may look easy to you $$1 but I assure you your mother is even easier. 
  .F.
  ..Fear:/say 1,7 $$1 doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words
  ..Fool:/say 1,7 $$1 I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others
  ..Forget:/say 1,7 $$1 I never forget a face But in your case I'll make an exception
  ..Fountain:/say 1,7Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like $$1 just gargled.
  .G.
  ..Girl:/say 4,1 $$1 Every person has the right to be ugly, but I'm afraid you've abused the privilege
  ..Goodtime:/say 4,1You've heard about the good time had by all, ladies and gentlemen - and here they are. $$1
  .H.
  ..Halloween:/say 4,1Don't look out of the window $$1 People will think that it's Halloween
  .I.
  ..In Line:/say 0,12 $$1 You've got people in line waiting to insult you; but YOU need a computer? 
  ..Impressed:/say 0,12I'm impressed $$1 I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before 
  ..Incest:/say 0,12 $$1 You know, your mother is really good in bed - but I guess you found that out for yourself already.
  .L.
  ..Lack:/say 0,4What you are lacking in intelligence, you more than makes up for in stupidity $$1
  ..License:/say 0,4Hey, $$1 don't you need a licence to be that ugly?
  ..LowBlow:/say 0,4 $$1 That's a low blow - and talking of low blows, how's your mother?
  ..Like2Insult:/say 0,4 $$1 I would have like to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.
  .M.
  ..MothersLove:/say 8,1Look folks - $$1 has a face not even a mother could love.
  ..MindRest:/say 8,1Sit down $$1 give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it.
  .N.
  ..Nobodys fool:/say 11,1 $$1 I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.
  ..Nature:/say 11,1 $$1 How can you love nature, when it did that to you?
  ..Neck:/say 11,1 $$1 That can't be your face. Did your neck throw up?
  .O.
  ..Other Cheek:/say 1,15 $$1 I don't want you to turn the other cheek - it's just as ugly
  .P.
  ..Peeping Tom:/say 1,8 $$1 Tell me, how many Peeping Toms have you cured?
  ..Pity:/say 1,8Where are you from $$1 ? I'm sorry? No, I heard OK I just pity you.
  .S.
  ..Shoot:/say 1,4 $$1 Where I come from they shoot people like you. 
  ..Sharp Tongue:/ say 1,4 $$1 A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind
  ..Stupid Effort:/say 1,4 $$1 Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
  .T.
  ..Twenty:/say 0,12 $$1 You're quite cute. What can I get for a twenty? 
  ..Thick:/say 0,12 $$1 If what you don't know can't hurt you, you'r practically invulnerable.
  ..TwiceThick:/say 0,12 $$1 If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid..
  .U.
  ..Unfamiiar:/say 2,7 $$1 always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory
  ..Ugly:/say 2,7 $$1 You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. 
  ..Uglier:/say 2,7 $$1 I feel very sorry for you because you are so ugly, but I feel ever sorrier for myself because I have to look at you.
  ..Ugly Tree:/say 2,7Whooey! When $$1 fell out of the ugly tree, boy did they hit every branch on the way down.
  .V.
  ..VillageIdiot:/say 8,1Hell $$1 you are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 

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