Baltimore, Maryland Welcomes You to the Shit-Hole of America

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Mayor O'Moron's Balti-$hit... Home of 16,051+ MURDERS thru December 31, 2006

is the Heroin and Robbery and Trash and VD Capital of the U.S.

Welcome to the $hit-Hole of America

...All Top 10 List!

Baltimore Mayor O'Malley ROBBED... Think YOU'RE Safe ???

Mayor Martin O'Malley (who condones bigotry) is responsible for the "dumbing down" of Charm City!

INDICTED State Police THIEF Ed Norris: "Baltimore is a very dangerous place..." (Baltimore SUN, April 22, 2001)

.....all of this (and more) from a city that named it's former NBA team the Baltimore Bullets!

For 2007, Balti-Morgue has witnessed murders compared to this same time last year so far!

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"The killers have been left stalking the streets" (Baltimore SUN, October 4, 2002)

"The city remains the most deadly in the country." (Baltimore SUN, July 31, 2002)

"Murders happen with alarming frequency in this city..." (Baltimore SUN, March 29, 2002)

If you're Black, you'd better read this (and this one too) before coming to Balti-Mess... it's called Zero Tolerance!

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Baltimore shipping Black Americans back to Africa!

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Some think he's a HOT head in need of psychiatric help!

Mayor Martin O'Malley (aka Mayor O'Muck) Follies

O'Malley pictured in the center..... he's a real piece of work!

Baltimorons voted for a mayor and they got a trashman instead!

Mayor O'Moron's friend is Douche Ruppersberger!

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Some think he's an embarrassment to Balti-Hole City!

Singer/Songwriter Randy Newman's Tribute to Balti-Morgue!

Film Maker John Waters calls Baltimore - The City That Shocks!

Film maker Barry Levinson calls Baltimore - The City That Shoots..... People and Drugs!

Balti-$hit is home to America's Most Wanted team and accused Raven murderer Ray Lewis!

Baltimore City's Awful WOES

Baltimore Top 10 List

Police UnderReport Crime

Bad Rotten Apples

Baltimore Cop Robs Banks

Confrontational Policing

Failing Baltimore Courts

Clergyman Killed Over $15

Unsafe Baltimore Colleges

Fatal Stabbing at UMAB

Most Kid Unfriendly City

The Baltimore Experience

Poison in Baltimore's Air

$hit in the Inner Harbor

$hit in the Chesapeake Bay

Only in Balti-Gore... Male penis found on City street!

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Maryland Crabs... YUCK

Say NO to Washington- Baltimore 2012 Olympic bid

Balti-Less 2012 Olympics

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..... a city suffering from neglect and

police who LIE and manufacture evidence!

Baltimore (aka Bulletmore) which recorded it's 16,000th homicide in 2006 is the Most Violent and Second-Most Deadly Per Capita of the 25 largest US cities according to the FBI's Uniform Crime Reports (May 2007). It also ranks 6th WORST in Personal Crime Risk (1255 out of 1260 rated) according to CNN's Money magazine Best/WORST Places to Live (November 2003). Resident drug addicts make up nearly 15% of Balti-Muck's dwindling population base (that's nearly 1 of every 8 citizens). When guns are added to this ugly mix, it breeds violence making Balti-Mess one of the deadliest cities in the country (9 times more deadly than the national rate). And the killers do not discriminate about who they murder or why!

Since November of 1998, twenty-two (22) lifeless bodies have been found floating dead in Baltimore's Inner Harbor. In another disturbing case, a man was sacrificed on the front steps of Baltimore's Basilica of the Assumption. And then there is the matter of a visiting conventioneer who was murdered in his Baltimore hotel room! Murder is a habit and practice in Baltimore. Now you know why they filmed the NBC series "Homicide," the HBO movie "The Corner," the ABC documentary "Hopkins 24/7" and more recently the HBO story "The Wire" in Balti-Morgue!

During the past decade,Balti-Gore recorded 10 consecutive years of 300+ murders. That's 3000 murders to match Cal Ripken's 3000th career baseball hit. And there is no end to the killing in sight. Mayor O'Moron's "zero-tolerance" policing style has reclaimed 10 Baltimore street corners but the drug dealers have just moved elsewhere in the Heroin Capital of the U.S. Mayor O'Moron may have won the turf battle but he continues to lose the drug war! No one (including you) is safe in Balti-$hit!

Baltimore's motto: "Live, Visit... Die downtown"

Baltimore Police motto: "Shoot FIRST... Ask questions LATER"

After a second Light Rail Crash at BWI airport...

Baltimore Sun Editorial suggestion: "Replace the sign on the front of light rail trains that flashes the vehicle's destination with one that says: 'Caution: Driver may have tested positive for cocaine use.'"

DISINGENUOUS news reporting in Balti-Muck!

State Department Travel Warning

Baltimore Convention Center WOES

Murdered Conventioneer

Subway Murder

Shopping Mall Murder

BCC Bookings Are DOWN

Safety Concerns at BCC

BCC Incompetence

OSHA Violations at BCC

Food Poisoning at BCC

Petty Crime at BCC