HEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!! I'm back. You libs
thought you were rid of me. Not quite that easy.
I've come out of hiding now that the general election is coming quickly upon us. I feel like a
fish out of water. The problem is not what I am going to write about, but how I can keep this under 10,000 words a week?
Well, we'll try, but let me tell you, it will not be
easy. Off we go for our first week back!
The ultimate goal is to keep Broom Hillary out of the White House. Get engergized people because there's more than a 50% chance the witch will make it to the White House.
Californication
Well, why not dedicate our first comment to the Witch in Waiting. Afterall, she does feel entitled to the White House after once living there. She fell in love with the place so much so that when she left, she tried to take the furnishings. Remember?
Clinton in California; the absentee element
The Clinton camp aims for early primary votes
from women
By Howard Fineman, MSNBC; May 22,
2007
CAL-I-FOR-NIA here I come, right back where I started �c.
While most Democrats focus either on the
next round of presidential debates in early
June or on accumulating fundraising numbers
by the end of June, Sen. Hillary Rodham
Clinton's strategists in California are focused
on January 12, 2008.
On that day, they believe, the first hard
evidence will emerge of an idea they hope
Americans (or at least Democratic primary
voters) will accept: Hillary's victory is
inevitable.
Definintely the broom lady has high expectations.
It's hard to know whether the Clinton
Machine
- and it is an impressive machine - is mereely
methodical or also a little desperate. Probably
both.
I'd lean towards desperate. Well, more towards frantic, really.
She is organizing assiduously here, as
everywhere, hoping to impress Democrats
with the disciplined nature of her bid - as if
that, in and of itself, is proof of her suitability
to be president.
Her leave-no-stone-unturned attention to
detail is characteristic, and
understandable.
I guess it's drastic now. Why is it that any mention of any Democrat in any of the mass media paints them as so 'awfully awesome'. Either the smartest, or the hardest working, or whatever. Ol' Hillie is disciplined. That's more than we can say about her husband Billie-bob. But look at the conclusion Fineman immediately draws "her suitability to be president".
But it also bespeaks a nagging sense of
vulnerability - as if they know that they can't
leave anything to chance, lest it all evaporate
in a minute.
I think that Fineman unconsciencously hit the jackpot here about the true Hillary - "nagging".
No matter who endorses whom, the
Clintonistas are studying how to use the
internet to, among other things, reach the
female, 30 to 65-year-old middle class
women they think are the key to showing the
earliest possible signs of momentum.
I honestly think the Clintonistas need not study too hard. "Why is that Eye? You are
such a know-it-all." Billie-bob has no trouble navigating the internet. Take a look at his web browser history - Playboy.com,
Hustler.com, Sexy-women.com,
Oralsexisnotsex.com �c. Need I say more?
The First Gentleman
Since we started the commentary with the First Witch, it is only fitting we give Billie-bob second billing. He has been relegated there anyway.
His New Role; By Jonathan Darman,
Newsweek, May 28, 2007
The First Weenie gets into something new. (So what has changed here?)
It's another first: the spouse of an ex-
president running for the White House. What
role is he playing, and what would he do as,
yes, 'First Gentleman'?
You have to wonder if "Newsweak" is serious about that question. Does anyone really have a problem figuring out what Billie-bob would be doing?
"Man, I like that stuff," Bill Clinton said. "I
shouldn't eat it, but I like it." It was Sunday,
March 4. On a private plane headed south
from New York, the former leader of the free
world was staring hard at a fully stocked bowl
of food. A recovering snack-addict since his
quadruple-bypass surgery in 2004, Clinton
was thinking about falling off the wagon with a
few bags of Fritos and some granola bars. No
one on the plane was going to stop him-
certainly not Malcolm Smith.
So if someone is afraid to stop the snack-addict Billie-bob from gorging himself, just who is going to throw cold water on his first gentleman"willie" when that needs to be done?
Clinton and Smith were headed to Selma,
Ala., to commemorate "Bloody Sunday"-the
day in 1965 when 600 civil-rights marchers
were attacked by white state and local lawmen
at the foot of the city's Edmund Pettus
Bridge.
So Billie-bob went to Selma. Stay with me on this now. It does get better.
During the two-hour trip, Smith was
treated
to a full course of Southern-fried charm,
courtesy of Bubba himself. "People say you
have a lot of charisma and style," Clinton
purred at Smith. Smith replied that it might be
because of his August birth date and zodiac
sign (gregarious Leo, Lion King of the jungle).
Clinton noted that he was a Leo as well. Smith
marveled at the coincidence: "I thought to
myself, 'Maybe there's some hope for
me'."
(puke, hurl) Gosh, and this guy writes this trash for Newsweak (rolling eyes)?
Senator Clinton is a Scorpio, but there was
hope for her, too: two months later, Smith
endorsed her instead of Obama. He says a
variety of factors influenced his decision but
admits the flight with the former president
didn't hurt. "He's going to go down as one of
the best presidents we ever had," Smith says.
"You would get two [presidents] for one, and
that's a good thing."
I do have to agree with Smith on one thing, Clinton is "going down", but that's where it ends. Where have we heard that "two presidents for one" before? Anyone remember the 88 campaign slogan? Like I said, nothing changes with these people.
Senator Clinton followed her husband's
lead,
calling Charles Blake, the new bishop, to say
she'd love to get together face to face and
congratulate him on his new role.
I draw the line here folks. Who in their right mind would want to go face-to-face with her? Even Billie-bob won't do that. (hurl)
Humpty Dumpty sat ...
Let's take our commentary full circle and look at some poor defenseless little animals.
Wayward Whales Stall In Their Trip To Sea;
RIO
VISTA, Calif., May 22, 2007,
CBSNews.com
This is only fitting because it comes from our friends on the left coast.
Two wayward whales made it 20 miles back
toward the ocean before balking at a
Sacramento River bridge and swimming in
circles, apparently upset by vibrations from
the traffic.
I wonder if they've already submitted legislation to pull down the bridge?
Coast Guard crews and scientists planned
to
spend another day on the river banging metal
pipes in the water in an effort to coax the
whales back toward the Pacific. More than two
dozen vessels were slated to join the whale
herding operation, including an 87-foot Coast
Guard cutter.
Let me get this straight. We have 2 dozen boats and an 87-foot cutter banging pipes and the whales are upset by traffic vibration on a bridge 50 feet above the water?
The humpbacks, nicknamed Delta and
Dawn,
had traveled 90 miles inland before turning
around at the Port of Sacramento on Sunday.
They were making progress Monday until they
reached the Rio Vista Bridge and began
swimming in circles.
Help me now, I want to make certain I truly understand this. These 2 dufus whales travelled 90 miles up the river and were not frightened by the traffic vibrations on the bridge on the way up, but on the way back. Also, they encountered only 1 bridge in their 90 mile trek?
Scientists theorized that the whales began
circling because vibrations from traffic upset
them. The pair could not be coaxed forward
even when the drawbridge was raised to halt
the flow of vehicles.
Guess that answered my first question. They don't need to tear down the bridge, it's a drawbridge. In my opinion, they haven't got a clue. "Who's that eye? Who's that? The
whales?" No, the scientists. The whales are taking these idiots for a ride.
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commentary by Grant Freerks. Copyright (c)2007
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