Five tips for a woman...
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon,
people will think we're nuts."
Ladies Bumper Stickers:
1. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
2.IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
3.I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.
4.NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.
5.WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
6.OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
7.YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.
8.I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.
9.IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY.
Five tips for a woman...
