Grandia II Bloopers!!!

Disclamer: I don't own anything that has to do with Grandia II, but I so wish
I did. I don't
own the bloopers either. These are bloopers I saw and experienced. On with
the story.

Scene: Ryudo is dangling on a rope above a group of Dragonoids.

Ryudo: Don't let me down, Skye. (Ryudo looks down and waits for Skye to drop
the bombs.)
(Skye drops the bombs and three large explosions are heard. The whole set
shakes. The rope
is rubbed against the rock of the mountain and since it's a cheap brand, it
starts to wear away.)

Rope: SNAP!!!

(Ryudo looks up just in time to see the rope snape and he falls and hits the
floor hard, just missing
the Dragonoid.)

Ryudo: Huh? AAAAAAHHHHGGGGG!!!!!!!! (Ryudo hits floor) AHH,
PPPPAAAAIIIIINN!!!!!!!!

(Crew guy runs on set)

Crew guy: Hey, Ryudo, you ok?

(Ryudo gets up slowly and the Dragonoid begins to laugh)

Ryudo: I think I broke my ass, but don't worry. Ryudo always ok. (Ryudo walks
off set holding his ass.)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Scene: Elena went to the catherdral in St. Heim and Ryudo is asked to join
shortly afterwards. Ryudo is
walking down the center and making his way to the altar.)

Ryudo:(Looking around at all the statues and paintings) HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(Ryudo starts craking up
when he notices Roan making faces on one of the windows from outside as Ryudo
walks by it.) Can we leave
that in the game? It will give a whole new meaning to the word "religion".
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Scene: Ryudo, Elena, Roan, and Mareg are exploring the tunnel in Liligue and
have just encountered the Tongue.
The Tongue makes its way over to Elena is about to swallow her.)

Elena: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (The Tongue lowers its mouth to swallow her but
sparks begin to fly out of it.
Its jaw tilts toward the left while making a cracking noise and the legs
collapse.) Was that supposed to happen?
Does this mean we can break for lunch?
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Scene: Everybody runs out of the Demon's Law and looks in awe at the
Granasaber.

(Melfice runs on the set without his large head-peice. He runs over next to
Ryudo.)

Melfice: ( Goes behind Ryudo and pulls down his pants revealing Ryudo's blue
boxer shorts.) YOINK!!!!!!!!!!!
(Melfice then turns and runs off laughing.)

Ryudo: What?! ( Ryudo looks down and sees his boxers and pulls up his pants.
Elena blushes and laughs.)
What the hell?! You're so dead, Melfice! You're gonna wish I really did kill
you on Grail Mountain!!!
(Ryudo starts to chase Melfice off the set.)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Scene: After defeating Valmar, Ryudo, Elena, and Millenia get ready to fly
home.)

Elena: But, Millenia, how am I supposed to get home?

Millenia: (Smiling) Oh, you know how.

Elena: Oh, yeah. (Elena sprouts white angel wings. Everyone begins to laugh.
Elena is confused and then looks
at her wings. Someone wrote,"This space for rent" on Elena's
wings.)MMMIIILLLLLLLLEEEENNNNIIIIIAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Scene: Granas and Valmar are sitting at a table off stage drinking coffee.

Granas: So....how did you like your role in this game?

Valmar: It was ok. You got the most publicity though. Too bad we both died.
So...what are you doing after the
game is finished?

Granas: Well, after this, I'm staring in a toothpaste commercial.

Valmar: Really?! That's great!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Scene: Ryudo and Elena are sitting around talking.

Elena: What do you keep in that backpack of yours, Ryudo?

Ryudo: Well....(Ryudo opens his backpack and pulls out the items after he
says them.) There's a knife, a pan,
the tent, some blankets, an umbrella, tissues, toothpaste, toothbrush,
toiletpaper, uh....don't know, socks,
keys, magazines, a soup bowl, a flashlight, magnifing glass, a map, a set a
dishes, a banana, a pinapple, an
encyclopedia, a bird cage, and I don't know how, but your bra's in here, too.

Elena: Oh, my! Prepared aren't you.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Scene: Ryudo and Elena are sitting together in the tent and Roan and Tio are
sitting outside.

Roan: It's getting cold out here. Let's go in the tent.

Tio: Alright.

(Roan and Tio open the tent flap and find Ryudo and Elena kissing inside.)

Elena: Um...there's an explanation for this.

Ryudo: Yeah, we have a life outside this stupid game, ya know. Now if you
don't mind. (Ryudo closes the flap)

Roan: Well, I didn't expect that to happen.

Tio: You're not the only one.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Scene: Ryudo, Elena, Tio, and Mareg are running through the Baked Plains.

Elena: (Stops running) Ow, ow,OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Ryudo: What's the matter?

Elena: Ow......a bit of my hair fell out of the braid and got caught on
something.

Ryudo: (Looks at Elena's hair and finds the problem)How did you do this,
Elena? It's caught
in your bra.

Elena: Can you please get it out? It really hurts.

Ryudo:(Fiddles around with the hair and pulls it a bit) That didn't work.
Gotta do it another way.

Elena: How?

Ryudo: Watch and learn. (Ryudo slips his hand under Elena's shirt and fiddles
with her bra.)

Elena: Got it yet? HHHHEYYYYY!!!! Watch your hands, Ryudo!

Ryudo: Got it! (Ryudo takes out his hand and something else. Ryudo has
Elena's bra in his hand and stretches
it.) Look what I got.

Elena: (Blushing) Ryudo, you jerk! Give that back!!!

(Elena chases Ryudo all over the set.)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

I know. It was the stupidest thing ever written. oh well. Please Read 'N'
Review. I need some joy.