I was playing on the internet
just looking at some dirty pics
I opened up a christmas site
to check out some of santas chics
I opened up the first jpeg
and I almost pissed myself
there was a 60 year old "mrs Claus"
doing the nasty with an elf
I opened up jpeg two
and there she was once more
bending over a chimney top
letting Santa score
jpeg three was much the same
but with a smile on her face
for Santa wasnt there anymore
Rudolph was in his place