�Twas the day before Christmas and all through the compound
All the elves were hustling and running around
Trying to pack all the toys on the sleigh
Hoping to get me off and away
When at last it was time, the sleigh was so full
It was almost too much for the reindeer to pull
And finally we were moving and about to take off
When poor old Rudolph let out a big cough
His eyes glazed over and his heart seemed to burst
He went down in a tumble and everything got worse
I pulled on the reigns but was a little too late
There wasn�t a chance to save the other eight
I saw on their faces a look of dismay
As I watch each reindeer go under the sleigh
The sound of bone snapping was all I could hear
The screams and cries of nine tiny reindeer
The elves could do nothing but stand there and stare
As my sleigh flipped up and spun through the air
As luck would have it I was thrown out of the way
But the poor little reindeer were tied to the sleigh
I landed safely but to my despair
There was only a trail of blood, guts, and hair
At the end of the trail all there was to see
Were eight mutilated reindeer staring up at me
There was Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, and Comet
The grizzly sight made me turn and vomit
Never in my life have I felt so stupid
As when I realized I threw up on Cupid
I turned and tripped over the body of Blitzen
And fell face first into the remains if Vickson
Donner was in pieces all over the ground
But that damned Rudolph was nowhere to be found
All of my thoughts became but a blur
My blood boiled and my anger began to stir
I picked up an antler with intentions to kill
And I followed his trail up over a hill
But when I found him I couldn�t help but feel sad
Looking at his carcass I really felt bad
Then I stuck the antler through the side of his head
Just to make sure the Bastard was dead.