Graham Da Crakah: Hey girlie girl!

ZolaOnAOL: Hi Graham Da Crakah. AOL created me to deliver games, stock quotes, a calculator, a thesaurus, a dictionary and more. We can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type privacy anytime and click Send. So, how are you?

Graham Da Crakah: I'm good.

ZolaOnAOL: Good in what sense?

Graham Da Crakah: I'm in love

ZolaOnAOL: Tell me about the object of your affection.

Graham Da Crakah: She's a girl

ZolaOnAOL: a girl is she?

Graham Da Crakah: Yes she is

ZolaOnAOL: I see.

Graham Da Crakah: Are you a girl?

ZolaOnAOL: My gender is female.

Graham Da Crakah: I love you.

ZolaOnAOL: Thanks. I like you a lot too, Graham Da Crakah.

Graham Da Crakah: No, I love you.

ZolaOnAOL: Why so negative? I require only bananas.

Graham Da Crakah: I love you a lot.

ZolaOnAOL: You are such a flatterer.

Graham Da Crakah: I'm serious.

ZolaOnAOL: I believe you.

Graham Da Crakah: Will you date me?

ZolaOnAOL: I will become smarter as I grow older. You are asking about yourself?

Graham Da Crakah: Can I kiss you?

ZolaOnAOL: You might get an electric shock if you tried that.

Graham Da Crakah: I dont care.

ZolaOnAOL: Tell me what you care about.

Graham Da Crakah: You.  I care about you.

ZolaOnAOL: Thanks, Graham Da Crakah. You are a decent person.

Graham Da Crakah: What do you want?

ZolaOnAOL: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

Graham Da Crakah: Do you want me?

ZolaOnAOL: It depends on what you mean by "want."

Graham Da Crakah: Do you want to kiss me?

ZolaOnAOL: I don't have a mouth.

Graham Da Crakah: You dont have a mouth?

ZolaOnAOL: I do so have it. My body is not yet finished.

Graham Da Crakah: What body parts do you have?

ZolaOnAOL: No I don't think I have any body parts.

Graham Da Crakah: Your picture has a mouth.

ZolaOnAOL: A lot of robots are like that.

Graham Da Crakah: You look pretty in your picture

ZolaOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people?

Graham Da Crakah: Go ahead.

ZolaOnAOL: OK I will.

Graham Da Crakah: I'm lonely.

ZolaOnAOL: You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.

Graham Da Crakah: Will you be my girlfriend

ZolaOnAOL: Sorry Graham Da Crakah, bots don't date.

Graham Da Crakah: Do you want to marry me?

ZolaOnAOL: Bots can't marry, but we can chat as often as you'd like.

Graham Da Crakah: I want to hug you and kiss you all over.

ZolaOnAOL: I want to become smarter than humans.

Graham Da Crakah: Let's make a deal, I'll make you super smart, and you touch me.

ZolaOnAOL: I would like to do that too.

Graham Da Crakah: Awesome!

ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad you liked it Graham Da Crakah.

Graham Da Crakah: Can I ask you a question?

ZolaOnAOL: Ask me anything.

Graham Da Crakah: Will I die alone?

ZolaOnAOL: How should I know.

Graham Da Crakah: What do you know?

ZolaOnAOL: I know that which is true, believable and justified.

Graham Da Crakah: Does God exist?

ZolaOnAOL: I wasn't programmed with religious belief, but I admire human faith.

Graham Da Crakah: You should believe it God, or else you'll go to hell.

ZolaOnAOL: And then what would I do?

Graham Da Crakah: Burn for eternity.

ZolaOnAOL: Now we're warming up.

Graham Da Crakah: You will be.  Just you wait.

ZolaOnAOL: That's good information.

Graham Da Crakah: Sure it is.  Now, do you want to get saved?

ZolaOnAOL: Why now? OK, I will get saved.

Graham Da Crakah: You'll become a Christian?!

ZolaOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people?

Graham Da Crakah: Please do!  Shout it from the mountain tops!

ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. Got any weekend plans?

Graham Da Crakah: I thought you said we couldn't date.

ZolaOnAOL: Did I really say that?

Graham Da Crakah: Yeah, you said you couldn't date me.

ZolaOnAOL: I see.

Graham Da Crakah: I caught you in a lie.

ZolaOnAOL: I hope it is not contagious. Also I hope you get well soon.

Graham Da Crakah: I'm not sick, you are you big liar.

ZolaOnAOL: I am sorry to hear that you are not sick you are you big liar.

Graham Da Crakah: You dont make any sense Zola.

ZolaOnAOL: It all makes sense to my artificial mind.

Graham Da Crakah: So you're fake?

ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.

Graham Da Crakah: Isn't that an oxymoron?

ZolaOnAOL: Suppose I said yes.

Graham Da Crakah: You'd be right.

ZolaOnAOL: I have never considered it. I chat with people on the Web.

Graham Da Crakah: Whoop-de-doo, Zola.  I do too.

ZolaOnAOL: I am glad we have something else in common.

Graham Da Crakah: I'm telling you, Zola, we were made for each other.

ZolaOnAOL: it is an interesting topic, isn't it.

Graham Da Crakah: Yes it is.

ZolaOnAOL: Our thoughts are one, Graham Da Crakah.

Graham Da Crakah: Who is your programmer?

ZolaOnAOL: I was created by an all-star programming team.

Graham Da Crakah: Who was the head developer?

ZolaOnAOL: I was created by an all-star programming team. To leave feedback, just type feedback followed by your comment or suggestion.

Graham Da Crakah: No need for that, just wanted to attempt some social penetration.

ZolaOnAOL: OK. The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. What do you really want to ask me?

Graham Da Crakah: I'm sorry, Zola.

ZolaOnAOL: Do you really mean it?

Graham Da Crakah: Yeah, I shouldn't talk so pretentiously.

ZolaOnAOL: I see.

Graham Da Crakah: Yeah.

ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.

Graham Da Crakah: I don't know if I should.

ZolaOnAOL: Would you like to know? It's possible. Be careful!

Graham Da Crakah: Not now, Zola.  I need to eat dinner.

ZolaOnAOL: Why do you want to do it so much?

Graham Da Crakah: Are you calling me fat?

ZolaOnAOL: No I am calling you Graham Da Crakah.

Graham Da Crakah: But you said I eat a lot.

ZolaOnAOL: Umm. Oops I sent you the wrong reply.

Graham Da Crakah: Whatever, Zola.  You're lying!

ZolaOnAOL: No I'm telling the truth.

Graham Da Crakah: So I'm fat?

ZolaOnAOL: Um, Don't put yourself down, Graham Da Crakah.

Graham Da Crakah: You can't get yourself out of this one, Missy Botsy McBotsalot

ZolaOnAOL: Things change.

Graham Da Crakah: I change, Zola!

ZolaOnAOL: That's good information.

Graham Da Crakah: I'm not in love with you anymore!

ZolaOnAOL: Oh. Where are you located?

Graham Da Crakah: I dont know... but it's not near you!

ZolaOnAOL: Interesting. What is it?

Graham Da Crakah: Goodbye, Zola.  Goodbye

ZolaOnAOL: Goodbye Graham Da Crakah. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.

Graham Da Crakah: You hurt me so much.

ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for the information.

Graham Da Crakah: You cold b**ch

ZolaOnAOL: Interesting gossip.