You know your school is strange.
When Mr. Bath wears pink,
You know your school is strange.
When Mr. Taylor plays bagpipes,
You know your school is strange.
When Mr. Woodmass is the Christmas Fairy,
You know your school is strange.
When Mr. McKinnon wears a 'kick me' sign,
You know your school is strange.
When Student Council Member Lamont pelts you with Chocolate,
You know your school is strange.
When Mr. Webber sprouts antlers,
You know your school is strange.
When Mr. Tay and Avon fight with meter sticks,
You know your school is strange.
When I am at your school,
You know your school is strange