Good Morning:  It's Friday February 23, 2001!
LET'S START WITH AN ENON BIRTHDAY, A MEMBER OF THE LIST RECIPIENTS, LISA RUSSEL!!!  Happy Birthday!
BIRTHDAYS:  George Friedrich Handel, 1685; W.E.B. DuBois, 1868; Jim Backus, 1913; Elston Howard, 1929; Peter Fonda, 1939; Edward "Too Tall" Jones, 1951; Bobby Bonilla, 1963; Jason Keller, 1971; Shane Keller, 1971.
THIS DAY IN HISTORY:
 On this date in 1836 the seige of the Alamo began.
On this date in 1886 the electrolytic process for the manufacture of aluminum was invented.
On this date in 1905 the Rotary Club was established.
On this date in 1945 the U.S. flag was raised on Mt. Surabachi on Iwo Jima.
On this date in 1982 Canada, Japan and the European Common Market nations joined the U.S. in economic and diplomatic sanctions against Poland and the Soviet Union.
 MEANINGLESS FACTS:  Instead of letters, the Chinese have a different character for every single word... "Bharat" is the official name of India... Iran was formerly known as Persia.  Before that, it was know as Iran.
TRIVIA:  What is the only number spelled with the exact number of letters it stands for?
     Well, this one almost didn't make the cut, but since I was a big Thurston Howell, III and Mr. Magoo fan, we'll let it go -- from birthday boy Jim Backus: "Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second to his success."  OK.  On to the real stuff...
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From a friend:  Hymns Rewritten The way we might sing some well-known hymns if we were being honest:
 
- I Surrender – Some
- There Shall Be Sprinkles of Blessings
- Fill My Spoon, Lord
- Oh, How I Like Jesus
- He's Quite a Bit to Me
- I Love to Talk About Telling the Story
- Take My Life and Let Me Be
- It Is My Secret What God Can Do
- There Is Scattered Cloudiness in My Soul Today
- Where He Leads Me, I Will Consider Following
- Just As I Pretend to Be
- When the Saints Go Sneaking In
- Sit Up, Sit Up for Jesus
- A Comfy Mattress Is Our God
- Self-Esteem to the World, The Lord Is Come
- Oh, for a Couple of Tongues to Sing
- Amazing Grace, How Interesting the Sound
- Go Tell It on the Speed Bump
- Lord, Keep Us Loosely Connected to Your Word
- Praise God From Whom All Affirmations Flow
- My Hope Is Built on Nothing Much
- O, God, Our Enabler in Ages Past
- I Lay My Inappropriate Behavior on Jesus
- Pillow of Ages, Fluffed for Me
- All Hail the Influence of Jesus' Name!
- When Peace, Like a Trickle
- We Give Thee but Still Think We Own
- What an Acquaintance We Have in Jesus
- My Faith Looks Around for Thee
- Joyful, Joyful We Think Thee Pretty Good
- Above Average Is Thy Faithfulness
- We Are Milling Around in the Light of God
- Spirit of the Living God, Fall Somewhere Near Me
- Blest Be the Tie that Doesn't Cramp My Style
- Sweet Moments of Prayer
 
- Author Unknown
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From a friend:  Commandments
I.  Thou shall not worry, for worry is the most unproductive of all human activities.
II. Thou shall not be fearful, for most of the things we fear never come to pass.
III. Thou shall not cross bridges before you come to them, for no one yet has succeeded in accomplishing this.
IV. Thou shall face each problem as it comes. You can only handle one at a time anyway.
V. Thou shall not take problems to bed with you, for they make very poor bedfellows.
VI. Thou shall not borrow other people's problems. They can better care for them than you can.
VII. Thou shall not try to relive yesterday for good or ill, it is gone forever. Concentrate on what is happening in your life and be happy now!
VIII. Thou shall be a good listener, for only when you listen do you hear ideas different from your own. It is hard to learn something new when you are talking, and some people do know more than you do.
IX. Thou shall not become "bogged down" by frustration, for 90% of it is rooted in self-pity and will only interfere with positive action.
X. Thou shall count thy blessings, never overlooking the small ones, for a lot of small blessings add up to a big one.
(Author Unknown)
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From a friend:  The Grave No One Tended
 
The day was lovely as I strolled along
peering at stones on the way,
And that's when I saw it, that pitiful cross
that looked splintered and faded away.

With flowers in hand to tend Father's grave,
I knew I must hurry along.
But I couldn't help but linger while
at that cross that just didn't belong.

The date on the front confirmed my suspicions
of what already I knew.
A child lay beneath that horrible cross
and its faded color of blue.

What selfish parents they must have been
to bury their child all alone,
Without flowers or candles to light the night
and not even a simple headstone.

I looked even closer at that awful cross
that was nearly splintered away.
And there on the back, I read the words
that changed me forever that day.

"This cross isn't grand, but it was carved by my hands
so you'll know, son, how much I care.
It's the color of blue to remind me of you
and how painful it is I'm not there,

That it's you who is gone and it's me living on
while your young life has come to an end.
And I'm left alone, never again with a home
and a grave that's too painful to tend."

Tears stung my eyes as I looked all around
at the monuments that ragged cross put to shame.
And I shared with those parents their horrible loss
that brought them such terrible pain.

And all the tombstones, some even taller than me
suddenly seemed small in a way,
Next to that little handmade cross, carved with such love
and the flowers I planted that day.
 
By Cheryl L. Costello-Forshey
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From a friend:  ** WATER VS. COKE! ***
NOTE:  I haven't verified some of the points below, if any list members know one way or the other, please send that in.  Thanks.  Tim
 
We all know that water is important but I've never seen it written down like this before. I'm going in  the kitchen right now to drink a glass!
 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half the world's population)
 In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often  mistaken for hunger.
 Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.
 One glass of water shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a U-Washington study.
 Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of  water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.
 A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.
 Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.
 Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?  ========================================= COKE
No wonder Coke tastes soooo good:
 1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
 2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in two days.
 3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and .......Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.
 4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
 5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
 6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
 7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, Remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for sumptuous brown gravy.
 8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, And run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.
 FYI:
 1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its Ph is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days.
2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the hazardous material place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.
3. The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!
Still Want a Coke?????????????
 
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ANSWER:  Four.
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