Good Morning:  It's Friday April 20, 2001!
BIRTHDAYS:  Adolf Hitler, 1889; Nina Foch, 1924; Ryan O'Neal, 1941; Jessica Lange, 1949; Peter Frampton, 1950; Luther Vandross, 1951.
THIS DAY IN HISTORY:
On this date in 1589 in Angola, Andrew Battel became the first European to see a gorilla.  He named the animal a "pongo".
On this date in 1657 Asser Levy and Jacob Barimson were granted full citizenship in the city of New Amsterdam, which was later renamed New York.  This nation was first settled by those seeking religious freedom, though with each new group of immigrants, the battle was renewed.  On this day settlers of Judaic origin were first admitted.
On this date in 1976 the Supreme Court ruled that federal courts could order low-cost housing for minorities in white urban suburbs.
MEANINGLESS FACTS:  When the mood of an octopus changes, so does its color... A cow spends approximately 18 out of every 24 hours chewing on something... The leader of a wolf pack is always female.
TRIVIA:  What is the only way to tell a male penguin from a female penguin (assuming that you are not a penguin)?
     Here is an anonymous quote to get our Friday off and running:  "People may argue whether we came from the apes, but most agree that we're going to the dogs."  On to the real material...
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Thanks to JLLH for a very good forward:  YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS
During Napoleon's invasion of Russia, his troops were battling in the middle of yet another small town in that endless wintry land, when he was accidentally separated from his men.  A group of Russian Cossacks spotted him and began chasing him through the twisting streets.  Napoleon ran for his life and ducked into a little furrier's shop on a side alley.  As Napoleon entered the shop, gasping for breath, he saw the furrier and cried piteously, "Save me, save me!  Where can I hide?"  The furrier said, "Quick, under this big pile of furs in the corner," and he covered Napoleon up with many furs.
No sooner had he finished than the Russian Cossacks burst in the door shouting, "Where is he?  We saw him come in."  Despite the furrier's protests, they tore his shop apart trying to find Napoleon. They poked into the pile of furs with their swords but didn't find him.  Soon, they gave up and left.
After some time, Napoleon crept out from under the furs, unharmed, just as Napoleon's personal guards came in the door.  The furrier turned to Napoleon and said timidly, "Excuse me for asking this question of such a great man, but what was it like to be under those furs, knowing that the next moment would surely be your last?"
Napoleon drew himself up to his full height and said to the furrier indignantly, "How could you ask me, the Emperor Napoleon, such a question? Guards, take this impudent man out, blindfold him and execute him.  I, myself, will personally give the command to fire!"
The guards grabbed the furrier, dragged him outside, stood him against a wall and blindfolded him.  The furrier could see nothing, but he could hear the guards shuffle into line and prepare their rifles.  Then he  heard Napoleon clear his throat and call out, "Ready!  Aim!"  In that moment, a feeling he could not describe welled up within him; tears poured down his cheeks.
Suddenly the blindfold was stripped from his eyes.  Although partially blinded by the sunlight he could see Napoleon's eyes looking intently into his own -- eyes that seemed to see every dusty corner of his soul.
Then Napoleon said, "Now you know."
There are some things that simply cannot be described to you.  If you haven't experienced them for yourself, you can't begin to know the feeling. If you've never sat by the bed of your father while cancer eats away at his body, you can't begin to know what it feels like. If you've never had a spouse walk out the door knowing they will never return, you can't begin to know what it feels like.  If you've never had to bury a daughter before she was old enough to ride a bicycle, you can't begin to know what it feels like.
The list could go on and on.  Eventually, I would get to what weighs on your soul.  You have friends who try to comfort you by saying, "I understand," but deep down you know they don't.  They can't.  Not without experiencing it for themselves, and you wouldn't wish that on them.
What that means, though, is that you are in a position to minister in a special way to people who are suffering the same thing that you have suffered in the past.  God is able to use your past painful experiences to help others in a way that no one else can.  If you have had to deal with an alcoholic family member, you are in a position to minister to others in that situation.  If you have suffered the death of a young child, you are in a position to minister to others in that situation.  If you have raised a child as a single parent, you are able to minister to others in that situation.
The list could go on and on.  Eventually, I would get to what you have suffered in the past.  It was painful. It was tough to get through.  But having done so, be aware of the opportunities you now have to be of service to others.  You know exactly how they feel. Let them know that.
"Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of mercies and God of all comfort, who comforts us in all our tribulation, that we may be able to comfort those who are in any trouble, with the comfort with which we ourselves are comforted by God."  (2 Cor. 1:3-4) Alan Smith Boone Church of Christ Boone, NC www.TFTD-online.com
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Thanks to AB:  Sermon
 After a worship service at a Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a fidgety seven-year-old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still and be quiet. About halfway through the sermon, she leaned over and whispered, 'If you don't be quiet, the preacher is going to lose his place and will have to start his sermon all over again!'  It worked.
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Another Gradowith Poem:  No Time For Religion
 
I've no time now to think of religion,
Too many things in this life I must do;
I've no time now to think of religion,
But I'll find time before my life is through.

YOUTH:
I'm just a child, my wild oats I'm sowing,
I've many years to get right with the Lord;
Besides, His blood will always be flowing
And, someday, I will obey His blest Word.

PRIME:
You see, friend, I'm a very busy man,
My lot in this life keeps me on the go;
I've far more to do now than I can...
Besides, I've many years left here below.

MIDDLE AGE:
Someone must work to pay for the preacher,
I put money in the collection plate.
What? Don't I care for the Master Teacher?
Indeed!  And, I'll come before it's too late...

RETIREMENT AGE:
I've heard all those sermons 'bout Jesus' blood,
And how without it no one is made clean;
Someday I'll be washed in the Crimson flood,
But, I'm busy, friend, you know what I mean...

ELDERLY:
I've done all right through all these many years,
I see no need to concern myself now;
I've had laughter and sorrow, joy and tears:
And not once to any man did I bow.

DEATH BED:
I'm not sure where I'll be on the morrow,
I'm not sure what I must do to prepare;
For the wasted years I now have sorrow,
And I wonder if His glory I'll share?

ETERNITY:
Jesus, I had no time for religion,
No, far too many things I had to do;
Jesus, I had no time for religion,
You can see that, you understand, don't you?

JESUS:
I carried my Cross up to Calvary,
And shed my blood just to set lost men free;
But in life this great truth you failed to see:
Now I've but this to say:  Depart from me.

FRIEND:
You have time in your life for religion,
You may not think so, but I know you do;
You have time in your life for religion:
Come to Jesus before your life is through.

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I've no time now to think of religion,
Too many things in this life I must do;
I've no time now to think of religion,
But I'll find time before my life is through.
 
H. L. Gradowith           8-5-2000
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ANSWER:  By autopsy.
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