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Apple Kat ta hoon
knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se
Maine tumhare yadon
mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke
chal diye
Use karte hein
make-up ka daba roze kiyun?
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain chailaa roze kiyun?
Mummy tum to kehti thee Eid to kab kee gaye
Phir Parosan se gale miltay hain Papa roze kiyun?
Kamaata nahin hun
itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon
Aaati hai to aa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon
Gul gaya, Gulshan
gaya,
Gaye honthon ki laaali
Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali
Chandni raat thi,
main so rahi thi
Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya
Maine soncha mera dil aaya
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
Patharr kyun marte
ho, pura pahaar maar do
Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do
Yeh tera chehra hai,
yaa kele ka chhilka
Jo dekha to, dil phisal gaya
Katchi Kali Katchnar
Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna
Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna
Khud ko kar buland
itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
Aur khuda tumse puche..
'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke
kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
Industrian sari mere
yaar khaa gaye
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating banaye mazar to minaar
kha gaye
(you will enjoy this
one if you remember the "Soldier" movie's title song)
Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker khol kar
Sabzi meri uraa le gaya
Kutta ban gaya hoon
tere pyaar main
yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow
Dil Logi, Ke Jaan
Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone main Kitna Time Logi
Yusuf ka husn,
Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai
Tairna Hai To Paani
Main Aao,
Kinare Pe Kya Rakha
Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa,
Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai
(another version)
Terna hai to beach me aao,
Kinaro pe kya rakha hai,
Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao,
isharo me kya rakha hai.
Janaza Mera Nikla,
Duniya Dekh Ne Nikli
Magar Woh Zalim Na Nikli,
Jiske Liye Mera Janaza Nikla
Maine tujhe pyar kiya,
Saraswati samajh kar
Tere Baap ne mujhe pita, Agarbatti samajh kar
Teri Beauty Ne Mujko
Appeal Kiya,
Dusri Ko Reject Kiya,
Aur Tisri Ko Select Kiya.
Yeh zulfain hain
tumhari, ya resham ke jaal,
Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo jooein
Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal
Woh jab chalti hai to
raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen
hain teri Jheel
So my darling ... What's The Big-Deal ??
Sheeshi bhari gulab
ki, phatthar se phor doon > >Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko
chor doon
.Teri julf kya hai
raat ka saaya hai
Sar muda deeya to sawera ho jayega
Tere ishk me janam
kya se kya haal ho gaya
Badan se badboo aa rahee hai,
nahay jamana ho gaya.
jise dil diya woh
dilli chali gayi
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Maine tujhe sau-sau
khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
Maine tumhare
yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake
chal diye...
Jee karta hai ki teri
nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili
aankhon main dub jaoon Splash !
Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
Aasmaan mein ud raha
hai kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter
Dharti,
taarey, pahaad, pathar
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar.
Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar...
( trihathar is on leave)
Aaj aasmaan mein
taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain........ Bilkul jaise kal
chamak rahe the...(wah wah)
kabhi kabhi mere dil
mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ......
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??
Door se dekha to
kuchh dikha nahi.....
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
Door se dekha to
Patthhar dikhta tha.....
Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.....
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa...
Door se dekha to
paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...
Door se dekha to sher
tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi nahi...
Main tere pyar mein
paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
Main hu yahan, tu hai
wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
Tumne mere man se
khela
Tumne mere tan se khela
Tumne mere dhan se khela
Wah, Wah Wah! Well played! well played!
ladka bola : kash in
hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga. Irshaad.....Irshaad..............
Ladki boli: Chandni
chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se
nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya
hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Irshaad....Irshaad...................
Bewafa sanam se to
cigrattee achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
VOH SADAK KE IS PAAR
THI
HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE
KUCH HUM AAGE BADHE,
KUCH VOH AAGE BADHI
HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE,
VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI
HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE,
VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI
AB HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE,
AUR VOH SADAK KE IS PAR THI.
Gum woh cheez hai ...
-- Wah ! Kya dard hai ! Gum woh cheez hai ... jisse
paper chipkaya jaata hai
husn ki chakki
chali ek daana phas gaya ,
tum phase to kya phase
saara jammana phas gaya !!!.
Pyar ke sitaare jab
gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hote hai
Jab tak tu apne dil
ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi
Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor
aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture chalen.....
mujhe phir wahi yaad
aane lage hain
mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
Aap mujhe kyon infinite loop me dal rahen hain??
Tum har raat mere
khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao.......
Main hu yahan, tu hai
wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
before marriage :
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti ...
tajmahal banana chahata hoon ...
lekin mumtaz nahi milti
after marriage :
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti
Maine tumse pyar kiya,
tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita
Yusuf ka husn,
Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai,
Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai....
Rafta Rafta dekho
aankh meri lari hai
Aaankh jis se lari hai woh meri maa se bhi bari hai
Aah bharti hui
aayi ho "Slimming center"
Aah ko chahiye ek umar asar hone tak
Dieting khel nahin chand dinon ka
Ek sadi chahiye kamre ko kamr hone tak
Lately, a poem 'Aesi
apni wife ho' has been circulating on the net.
It's about time the girls responded to it! Here is the original poem,
followed by an answer from the girls: 'Aesa apna husband ho'!
Apni aaisee wife hoo.
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apni aaisee wife hoo.
5'6" jiski height ho,
Jeans tight tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.
Sadak per sab kaheN kya cute ho,
Bhir me sab kaheN side ho, side ho,
Pindi, Islamabad ya Peshawar ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.
Padosi jab baat karay to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke waqt candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milnay ke baad dil delight ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.
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LARKI KA JAWAB
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husband apna aisa bright ho
6' jiski height ho
jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
bewi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
husband apna aisa bright ho
uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon, bolay begum tum kitni nice ho
husband apna aisa bright ho
mujhay rani bana ker rakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho
saas sussar ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho
hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho
husband apna aisa bright ho
jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahy karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
her doosray week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
aisa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein, jaisay ke kite ho
husband apna aisa bright ho
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