I AM THE GR8 1!! IF YA WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!

09/17/2009

Looooooong time, web slime!!

Here are some things that've pissed me off (over the last 2 years)

- Kanye West

- TOURISTS

- pop music

- Hybrid cars

- Kanye West

- The economy

- The weather

- Kanye West

- All the people who had to die so young (and Kanye West couldn't be one of them)

- The most recent Guns N Roses album (that sucked..... until Kanye West officially became the IT thing in suck....)

I'll think of more when the alcohol wears off.....

02/26/2007 -

What been up, web slime!?

So, what has had me so pissed off that I HAVE to return??!!? Read on........

Anyway, on the news this morning, I had heard a story about a stupid criminal who decided to take a case ALLLLL the the way to the Supreme Court for something that was his fault...... OK, here's the full gist of the story. He lead some police and sheriff officers on a 120 MPH chase...... Yes, 120 MPH!!

The police tried to do an offensive move that would end the chase. As luck or fate would have it (you pick which....), The car which the criminal was driving flipped over AND left this dead fucking weight (as luck would REALLY have it) as a quadriplegic.

He decided to sue the police dept for using obsessive force and has taken it upon himself to see this all the way to the Supreme Court.

My question is, Did the incident also leave him brain-damaged, too? YOU ARE A FUCKING CRIMINAL, IRONSIDES!! You did this to yourself, NOT the police!!

Only Darwin would love the irony in ALL of this!!

CHEERZ FUCKOZ!!

09/11/2006 -

NOW AND FOREVER......

NEVER FORGET

08/11/06 -

Nuff Said!!

CHEERZ PUKERZ!!

08/01/06 -

From the pages of tonybatman.com:

07/28/2006 - When KSEX fans find the studio

With the Live video feed , the Audio streamer and the on air chat room. KSEX fans have several ways to get closer to their favorite adult stars and KSEXradio.com personalities. But every once in a while, on that special occasion A KSEX fan who has been extra loyal, will get the honor of being invited to the studio to watch the shows live in the flesh.

Last night was one of those occasions. Flying to Los Angeles from his home town of San Antonio Texas, long term KSEX listener "Slash" made his way to the KSEX studios in Porn Valley, California.

The evening began innocent enough with Slash (nickname from the KSEX interactive chat room) making his debut appearance on BAADMASTER'S Dungeon, just for a chance to toast Baadmaster himself.

Then it was time for a trip to the trailer with a visit to the popular KSEX show, Temptation, with LorrAINIAC and Cuzz Fucker, a favorite of the long traveled fan.

"It was really cool seeing the show live and in person," Slash said. "Meeting LorrAINIAC, Batman and Cuzz was an inebriating experience, oh wait, that was the Yeager Bombs I did all night."

Later in the evening, Trista Tanner stopped by and while she struggled getting up the stairs to the studio, her appearance went on without incident.

During the show right before a commercial break, Slash, sitting on the KSEX couch, smiling for the camera, called out in a very scary voice: BUCKET, NOW, BUCKET!

Between witty radio banter from two of KSEX's most entertaining hosts, random hurl noises and a lovely display of corn, Jell-O and beer making a second visit to the atmosphere, the moment was the only time in KSEX history that members who bought a membership to view the web cams, wished they didn't.

At that moment I left the room, got my dinner from the refrigerator and enjoyed the rest of my meal. KSEX would like to thank our fan that made his long trek from Texas to the KSEX Studios while generously leaving a trail for all other fans to find the studio.

KSEXradio.com is FREE to listen to and interact by chatroom. Members of the site can watch all the hot action on the in-studio webcams. Tune in tonight for The Young and the Curious, The Wanker Show, Jaded by Lust and Temptation.

A VERY SPECIAL THANX TO TONY BATMAN FOR THE ARTICLE.

CHEERZ FUCKOZ!!

07/20/2006 -

Well, It's only a week away til I land in L.A. and I'm READY to go!! I'm looking forward to whatever happens (which will be drinking and....... more drinking, with good friends of course). It's gonna be a Hooligan's Holiday and I'm the Head Hooligan-In-Chief, BAY-BAY!! LMAO

Anyway, I'm looking forward to meeting some of you California cats out there. I could name many people, but the important ones will be doing some Jager Bombs and beer with me when I get there, but what should we toast to? Many things happened to me in short span of a couple of months, but we'll figure it out when I get there.

CHEERZ FUCKOZ!!

06/30/2006 -

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN MY GUESTBOOK!! NO I DON'T NEED PILLS!! LOL

The guy is saying it's a pleasure to be invited to MY site and he decides to pull a scam in here. WHAT A FUCKIN' DOUCHE!! I'm just going to leave his E Mail addy so you all can give him some shit over this. Soooooo...... Have at the fucking tard!!

CHEERZ FUCKOZ!!

06/22/2006 -

Hey Primordial Pud Pullerz!! Yes, I'm cleaning up the site abit. Moving things around, throwing junk out, and just plain sprucing up the site. Look out for all NEW updates coming soon, including The Gr8 1's HELL A Invasion (and yes, I WILL paint LA red and rename it HELL A).

I'M COMIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG!!!

CHEERZ FUCKOZ!!

02/13/2006 -

OK, here's what went down that night : I was walking home from the store Monday February 6 at about 11:45 that night. Like I had done every night for the last 15 years we've been in the neighborhood. No big deal on my part.

Anyway, I turned on the street and a white car stops in front of me. I didn't really think anything, but I stopped anyway. All of a sudden, somebody jumps out of the car. He was dressed in all black - big baggy jacket, hankerchief covering his face.... and he had a rifle with a scope on it in his hands.

At first I thought it was a joke. I wanted to laugh and keep walking. But, the first thing he said was empty your pockets. I took out my wallet, spread it out open, and replied that I had no cash on me at all.

That's when it happened - He shot me!!

At close range.

Because I had no cash.

Before he ran, he called me a fuckin asshole and ran around the corner. I hadn't realized I'd been shot. At first I thought it was a paintball gun or a pellet gun, but the sharp pain in my entire right side started telling me otherwise. I reached at where the pain was and brought out my hand to see blood.

LOTS of warm, gooey blood.

I tried screaming for help, but my breath was taken away from me. I nearly collapsed, but I knew I had to get help, so I went ahead, got on my feet, and walked the six houses away where I lived. I walked right in and told my brother to call an ambulance. I calmly went to the restroom, washed my hands and laid down on my side.

My friend Kramer said he had seen people take wounds like that and they were kicking and screaming and I was the only person he'd ever seen who didn't panic. My life never flashed before my eyes, I never felt coldness over my body, nothing really happened out of the ordinary. I wish I had something big or life changing I could share. But it did hurt..... ALOT!!

I found out later I was shot with a .22 rifle and it ricocheted off my rib and nicked my liver, almost putting it out of commission. People have told me I was lucky and you know what..... They would all be right!!

Mike February 13, 2006 1:45 am

01/07/2006-

And now, some Chuck Norris Facts!!

- Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

- Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

- Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

- Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

- Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

- Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.

- Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

- If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

- Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.

That's it for now!!

CHEERZ FUCKOZ!!

01/01/2006 -

Welcome to the Geocities version of my site, ya fuckin' wankaz!! I decided to go all the way with this Yahoo thing and put up the site here and let all of you in on this. Hope you all got nice and toasted over the New Year's weekend. I drank beer, tequila, whiskey, Jagermeister and threw some fireworks in just for good measure (No eyes lost. YAY!!) Anyway have a good time and see you throughout 2006, Ya sick Muthafuckoz!!

CHEERZ FUCKOZ!!

Gr8 1 OUT!!