Andie: You run yourself down. Why do you do that?
Duckie: I am not running myself down. Do you think I'm running my-- I don't think I'm running myself down. Why? Because of the way I dress? Because I can laugh at myself? It's called a sense of humor. You should get one. They're nice.
Andie: What are we going to do next year?
Duckie: Well, according to you, I'll still be in high school.
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Andie prepares to go to the kitchen to get beverages.
Andie: What do you want?
Duckie: Oh, beer, scotch, juice box, whatever.
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Duckie: Hey, drinking and driving don't mix. That's why I ride a bike.
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Duckie is thrown into the girls' bathroom by some fellow students. He looks around:
Duckie: Wait a minute. We don't have none of this stuff in the boys' room. Wait a minute. We don't got none of this. We don't got doors on the stalls in the boys' room. We don't have--what is this? [tampon machine]--we don't have a candy machine in the boys' room. We don't got none of that, none of that.
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Duckie learns the name of Andie's date.
Duckie: Blane? His name is Blane? That's a major appliance, that's not a name!
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Andie is surprised to find Duckie waiting for her at the hotel where the prom is being held.
Duckie: I want you to know: Despite my appearance at this function, I remain now, and will always be, a Duckman.
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After Blane exits the prom, Duckie addresses Andie.
Duckie: He came here alone. Okay, you were right. He's not like the others. If you don't go to him now, I'm never going to take you to another prom ever again, you hear me? I mean, this is an incredibly romantic moment, and you're ruining it for me.