Sermon prepared for Messiah Lutheran Church, Auburn WA

for the 8:30 & 11:00 AM traditional services, 9/17/00

by Gregory S. Kaurin, associate pastor

 

Text: James 3:1-12

 

“Say it, don’t spray it!”

 

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It was unavoidable.  It happened sometimes.  We were kids, junior or high school.  Someone started talking.  It was an exciting topic, I mean, juicy gossip that sounded something like:  “Then he said… Then I said… Then she went like, ‘Oh yeah?’  Then I went…”

 

The tongue started working, the mouth to flapped, and out it flew: that bit of saliva.  Everyone stepped back, “Eww!”  And then all the kids around chimed in together, “Say it, don’t spray it!”

 

Oh that was nifty, and spiteful phrase, “Say it don’t spray it!”  Everyone say that together once, [“Say it, don’t spray it!”]  To this day, there are people who are still mortified, or petrified, whenever it happens, and they can hear that haunting chorus from the past: “Say it, don’t spray it!”  As someone who has to speak in public, I have to ignore that fleck of saliva when it flies out and move on.  Voice projection has its risks.  That may also partially solve the mystery of why so few people want to sit in the first few pews.

 

“Say it, don’t spray it.”  Actually, there’s a bit of wisdom in that.  Sometimes we get to talking, about someone, or something, and we want to let it all out, like a flood.  Gossip is a great lubricant for our mouths.  Words and reactions start pouring out faster than we can think about them, like water out of a spray nozzle.

 

It’s so common that gossip is hardly thought of as wrong.  We’ll invite our friends over to our circle, with a wicked smile, we say, “Let’s hear it.”  Sometimes we even call it “Christian fellowship.”  It is one of the most common sins found within church walls.  And just about everyone gets pulled in, pastors included.  Sometimes the mouth runneth over, Instead of the heart, or wisdom.

 

But it is not a benign little thing.  Gossip can be one of the most harmful things within families and churches.  It can destroy jobs, tear apart marriages and undermine even the best ministries.  It can start so small, just an innocent concern, voiced at the wrong time or to the wrong person.  But uncontrolled floods begin with little raindrops.  James, in our lesson, took an opposite metaphor.  He wrote that the tongue is a small fire that can set a whole forest ablaze.

 

Well, we’ve heard the simple cures.  We’ve all heard Gramma say, “Hold your tongue.”  And what did all our mothers say?  “If you don’t have anything nice to say…”  [“…don’t say anything at all.”]

 

But here in the church, and Christians in general, we have a difficult and sometimes shifting line.  First, we do have the occasional responsibility to say harsh words.  Sometimes what we have to say just can’t be “nice.”  We need to be honest with each other.

 

Second, we are supposed to be a caring body that shares in each other’s fears, pains, hurts, struggles, joys, loves and losses.  That is part of the sacrament we share with each other of giving and receiving.  We should know who needs praying for, who is going into the hospital, who is struggling and could use a phone call, or a Stephen Minister, a visit from the Parish Nurse, or a simple handshake or a listening ear.

 

But see, there is a big difference between those caring words and gossip.  The first is pure water, the kind that is needful, refreshing, healthy to drink in, beautiful to see out in public, or at least healthy because it’s honest.  These are words you could and should say in front of the person who is being talked about.  They are words like: “I’m praying for you.”  “How are you doing?”  “Let’s pray for her.”  “What could we do to help him?  Has anyone called?”  Those are caring words.

 

The second is brackish, unhealthy, more hidden or cliquish.  Honest maybe, but entirely unnecessary and indulgent words.   Or they might seem to be less harmful and easily rationalized gossip, things said just to impress, the extra details added for effect.  We love to see the looks of surprise as we tell what he said, she said, she saw, he did.

 

It may be difficult to tell which is which.  But one pollutes the other.  James wrote in verses ten and eleven of our epistle lesson, “From the same mouth come blessing and cursing.  My brothers and sisters, this should not be.  Does a spring pour forth from the same opening both fresh and brackish water?”  No.  It can’t.  The brackish water pollutes the fresh.

 

But I would venture to guess that not one of us is guilt free.  James wrote that all manner of animals have been tamed, but no one can tame the tongue.  Actually, the tongue is more like a computer.  It does not have its own mind.  The tongue, like the computer, does what you tell it to do, and not always what it should do, and it often it gives you results you never wanted.  The tongue may be an animal, and barely trainable, but it’s your animal.  It is trainable.  Fill it with blessings.

 

Curses and gossip, in the long run, will not have the desired effect.  They cause the people we talk about to fall away from us, but they eventually cause even the people first attracted to it to fall away from each other.  Loose lips do not only sink ships.  They also create lonely and bitter islands.  From the mouth can come blessings and curses.  Choose blessings.

 

Some of you are better than many of us at controlling your tongue.  You know how to stop and think before you spew out words.  Some of you have the gift of redirection.  Almost by instinct you know how to redirect gossip toward healthy concerns or actions.  You know that the person would not want this held out for public debate and consumption, and with a simple word, you stop it. 

 

Thank you.  Please, put your gift to use more often, especially here in the church, because we Christians need to grasp the ideals of confidentiality.  That word itself literally means, “to keep faith.”  When we are given, or hear, or know something, we hold a part of that other person.  We need to keep or use it in good faith, as though before the throne of God.  What would that person, in their best interest, have us do with this knowledge?  Confidentiality is not just for lawyers and psychologists.  It belongs here, and we should be best at being confidential, at keeping faith.

 

Cain once cried out, “Am I my brother’s keeper.”  For thousands of years—and no more clearly than from the cross—God has been answering Cain: “Yes, you are.”  We are our brothers and sisters keepers.  And that means cherishing and protecting, not just their lives or physical needs, but also their reputation, their names, like our own.  As yourself.  Speak of your neighbor, as you would have them speak of you.

 

I remember a young girl, being hurt by words.  She cried out: “Well at least God loves me.”  She was right.  Let’s never stop saying and hearing those words above all others.  Just those few drops of words can purify the brackish pond polluted by gossip and slander.  These words purify: “Well, at least God loves.”  God forgive us.  Amen.

 

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