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"Some residents made their way from the area
clutching pets, luggage or clothing as the
huge mass of mud bore down. Some huddled
together or cried as they talked on cell phones."
-This is a direct quote from a journalist's account of
people's responses to a devastaing mudslide in
California on January 10, 2005. Thank goodness
we remember what is important in times of danger!
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Here's a story about the removal of a dancing frog on the internet!
More to come real soon!