Big Ears
A few months ago i was getting the train home from work, and i was forced to stand by the doorway as all the chairs were occupied. As the train stopped at 'Bank hall' Station, a few passangers got on. But as the doors closed a freaky looking woman who was standing right next to the closed doors began wailing "help me i'm stuck"! Somehow the woman had gotten her ear stuck in the train doors as they closed and could not free herself. A man next to her grabbed her and managed to pull her free. I was in hysterics thinking to myself how could one possibly manage to get their ear stuck in anything let alone a train door, until i looked at them - they were enormous, and one was now very red and swollen. For the rest of the journey home i had to listen to this stupid woman warn every passanger who either entered or exited the train to watch their ears on the doors. |
