Pizza Hut

Whilst on holiday to America with my family in 1999, we decided to go to Pizza Hut for our lunch one afternoon. It was a buffet style Pizza Hut so we had all eaten an incredible amount of delicous pizza. Towards the end of the meal one of my brothers returned back to his seat after visiting the bathroom... He was in stitches. When asked what he was laughing at he managed to squeeze out the words "just look in the toilets". Intrigued, me and my other two brothers went to investigate. As soon as the main door opened you could smell the disgusting vapour circulating the entire wash-room. There was also a loud splashing, farting and groaning noise coming from within one of the cubicals. We started laughing and shouting things like "arr that stinks" and "poooooo" for a few minutes. But as we looked, there was a 4-inch gap between the door and the side of the cubical, whereby staring back at us, was this grotesquely, fat, black guy sitting on the toilet looking very upset and embarrassed and was wearing a great-big pink hawaiin style short-sleeved shirt. We instantly stopped our slurs looked at him then burst out laughing again before running back to our seats for desert. About 10 minutes later the big guy exited the toilet and walked right past us looking absolutely devastated. Unsurprisingly none of us could finish the deserts as we were laughing so hard!

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