Big Phil
Anyways, i had made it through to the last lesson of the day - English, and we are all sitting at our desks which are shaped in a horse-shoe formation around the outside of the room, awaiting for the teacher to arrive. Next thing we knew, the door flys open and there is the tallest most lanky fella you have ever seen standing in the doorway, picking at his rubber face, yes you've guessed it its Mr Phillips. He then proceeds to duck under the door-frame and sit at the front of the class-room and begin his lesson. Halfway through the lesson and the sun is beating down on my back through the giant windows behind me which is causing me to become restless and my mind starts to wander. Its at this moment that i realise that the suns glow is causing a reflection on the ceiling from my watch-face. Without a seconds thought i tilt my watch so that the reflection is directed straight into Big-Phils eye. After about 5 minutes of me doing this, he stops his sentence dead, his stretchy face turns bright red, he looks in my direction and shouts "who the hell do you think you are, and what the hell are you doing?" I immediately think that he is talking to someone behind me so turn round to see who he is roaring at. He then bellows, "oh and you've even got the cheek to try and pass the blame onto someone behind you, well thats it, your on detention at the end of the lesson, you stupid boy!!" Whilst i was on the detention i saw Andy walk past the window laughing, until he slipped in some fresh dog-dirt and got it all over his brand new woolley jumper and went home crying. I suppose that 1st day sort of set up my school days to be a bit crazy. |
