Lazer Pens

After the first successful lads holiday away to Magaluf in 1999, we then decided to go to Tenerife (playa de las Americas) in the year 2000. There was 12 of us on that holiday and still remains our record number of travellers on one holiday to this day. Anyhoos, one night we had been out down Veronicas as usual and ended up in a real mess, it must have been approx 6am in the morning and me and Noaksey (the Snail) were the only 2 left out - hardcores you see. We had both been entertaining two rotten birds and attempted to get them to come skinny dipping with us. Mine was well up for it, but Snails said that she was not interested in seeing his horrible yellow body, so the girls went home. Undeterred by this me and Snail decided to go anyway. We soon got down to the water edge, it was pitch black so we quickley stripped off and dived into the freezing cold murky water. After a while of attempting to swim in a drunken stupor we decided to get out. However as we stood up in the knee-deep water i was reluctently drawn to look at the Snail - and he was looking back at me with a worried look on his face. It was at this point we both looked down at our own bo*lo*ks and noticed that they were glowing bright red. At first we were horrified and couldn't work out what was happening, until we heard a load of laughter coming from the beach. There we could see about ten 'lucky-lucky' men standing there armed with several lazer pens shining them at our privates, thinking it was dead funny. We quickley ran to our stuff, got dressed and went back to one of the bars to have a last drink or two wondering what the hell had just happened.

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