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Things I
Learned At Governor's School...
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Katie is not a Governor's
Scholar
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Katie has a boyfriend
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Katie is an RTA
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RTA Joe is not Egyptian
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Whenever you try to speak
French in Quebec, the Quebecois talk back in perfect English
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RTA Jessica has a Butterfly
tattoo in her lower back
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The Quebec Separtatist Movement
is like a bad marriage - The Man (Canada) can never satisfy the
Woman (Quebec)
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Drunk Middle-aged Frenchmen
are scary
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Young, Drunk Frenchmen are
also scary
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An old Accordion-playing Frenchman
is a Girl's worst nightmare
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The legal drinking age in
Quebec is 18
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The code name for "beer"
for governor's scholars was "maple syrup"
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The sex shops do not card
anyone and they also sell bongs and funny T-Shirts
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There are Pokemon condoms
called Poke-Dongs
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There are programmable digital
vibrators that can "work" in all directions
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Putting Maxi-pads on the doors
in front of the locks prevents the door from making loud noises
when sneaking out
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Free Ice Cream is a very good
idea
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The UN restaurant serves a
fish-looking food that is actually an apple paste dessert
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The UN tour guides cannot
answer your questions
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Mr. Muldoon grew up in Flint,
Michigan
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Mr. Muldoon's father was a
proctologist
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Mr. Muldoon never took the
SAT or ACT, but go into St. Louis University on a music scholarship
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Mr. Muldoon got his MA from
the Miami University of Ohio
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Mr. Muldoon has been to every
part of the world
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Mr. Muldoon is very well-informed,
yet he does not own a TV
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Mr. Muldoon's first name is
James, but most people call him Jim
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Mr. Muldoon was Simcon in
ICONS conferences
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Many scholars sent insults
to Simcon during ICONS conferences
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Mr. Muldoon read letters for
President Reagan
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