Buttercup: But how can you be sure?
Westley: This is true love -- you think this happens every day?
Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that!
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead!
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH!!
*thats for you, Jason!!!!! lol*
Buttercup: Well... you were dead.
Westley: Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
Buttercup: You can't hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.
Impressive Clergyman: Mawwiage...Mawwiage is what bwings us togever today. Mawwaige, dat bwessed awwangement. Dat dweam wiffin a dweam.
Impressive Clergyman: And wuv, TWOO WUV, will follow you fowever...
Impressive Clergyman: Do you have da wing?
*the theme from the movie*
Come my love, I'll tell you a tale ~ Of a boy and girl and their love story ~ And how he loved her oh so much ~ And all the charms she did possess. Now this did happen once upon a time ~ When things were not so complex ~ And how he worshipped the ground she walked ~ And when he looked in her eyes he became obesessed. ~ My love is like a storybook story ~ But it's as real as the feelings I feel ~ My love is like a storybook story ~ But it's as real as the feelings I feel ~ It's as real as the feelings I feel. ~ He said "Don't you know I love you oh so much ~ And lay my heart at the foot of your dress?" ~ And she said "Don't you know that storybook loves ~ Always have a happy ending?" ~ Then he swooped her up just like in the books ~ And on his stallion they rode away ~ My love is like a storybook story ~ But it's as real as the feelings I feel ~ My love is like a storybook story ~ But it's as real as the feelings I feel ~ It's as real as the feelings I feel