Book 1 Quotes “I remember every wand I’ve ever sold, Mr. Potter. Every single wand. It so happens that the phoenix whose tail feather is in your wand, gave another feather – just the one other. It is very curious indeed that you should be destined for this wand when it’s brother – why, its brother gave you the scar.” – Mr. Ollivander “Well, there you are, boy. Platform nine – platform ten. Your platform should be somewhere in the middle, but they don’t seem to have built it yet, do they?” – Uncle Vernon “Gran, I’ve lost my toad again.” – Neville “Oh are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea.” “Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it. Once – “ “Or twice – “ “A minute – “ “All summer – “ – Fred and George “We’ll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat.” – George “You’re in luck, Weasley, Potter’s obviously spotted some money on the ground!” – Malfoy “Wandering around at midnight, Ickle Firsties? Tut, tut, tut. Naughty, naughty, you’ll get caughty.” – Peeves “That Quidditch cup’ll have our name on it this year. I wouldn’t be surprised if you turn out better than Charlie Weasley, and he could’ve played for England if he hadn’t gone off chasing dragons.” – Oliver Wood “All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I’m sure, so a penalty to Gryffindor, taken by Spinnet, who puts it away, no trouble, and we continue to play, Gryffindor still in possession.” – Lee Jordan “You’re losing it, too. I’m Ron, remember?” – Ron “He got lots o’ rats an’ some brandy fer the journey. An’ I’ve packed his teddy bear in case he gets lonely. Bye-bye Norbert! Mommy will never forget you!” – Hagrid “Do you not see that unicorn? Do you not understand why it was killed? Or have the planets not let you in on that secret? I set myself against what is lurking in this forest, Bane, yes, with humans alongside me if I must.” – Firenze “VOLDEMORT! I’ve met him and I’m calling him by his name.” – Harry “It’s lucky it’s dark. I haven’t blushed so much since Madam Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs.” – Albus Dumbledore “I hope you’re pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed – or worse, expelled. Now, if you don’t mind, I’m going to bed.” – Hermione