Last year on Zelda-HOT, Cremia (Older Malon-looking girl) had just come in on Romani (Younger Malon-looking girl) and Link going at it like weasels; so she kicked him out and now she's scolding her sister. And from now on my author's notes are going at the end of the fanfic (so you don't have to read them).
Part X - "To Cream a Cremia" by: Kevin Keane Original date written: 02-28-02
THE FOLLOWING IS A LEMON WRITTEN USING CHARACTERS OWNED BY NINTENDO. IT CONTAINS ADULT MATERIAL AND SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY ANYONE UNDER 18. IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 THEN TURN BACK NOW, (AND UNLIKE CERTAIN OTHER FANFIC WRITERS, I AM OVER 18 MYSELF SO I SPEAK WITH RELATIVE AUTHORITY.)
Link stood up and looked to make sure no one was around, "I can't believe I just did that..." he said to himself. He sat down in a haystack by the door and put his tunic back on. "It's just she was so cute, and willing..."
"And a whore!" added Tatl.
"Ahhhh! What are you doing here?"
"I live here." (referring to his hat) "If you're still horny I could use a tongue bath," she said indicating all the cum she had gotten on herself.
"Not now, I need to think..."
--Meanwhile, back inside--
"Romani! Just look at you! You're all messy! Now I'm gonna have to clean this all up..." Cremia said grabbing a towel and wiping the semen off of her sister.
"Why does Cremia have to waste all of Link-- I mean Grasshopper's love? It tastes better than the Rosa sisters' and yours." Romani cringed at the look Cremia gave her, "Romani is so sorry, it's just that boys have these things on them; and they feel so good, taste so good, oooo... Romani wishes she had one!"
"It's called a dick, and men try to control you with them. When you become a slave to a cock, you've lost all your freedom." She continued cleaning off her nether regions, "Just look at you, you've had your poor little cunny fucked raw. It's all pink now."
"It's okay, Romani doesn't mind. Boys and dicks can be fun. It actually feels very good. Why doesn't Cremia try it?" she asked.
"I did..." she told Romani a stereotypical traumatic past story about some nameless guy who she slept with because Kafei wouldn't betray Anju and how the nameless one abused her... "And then I met Marilla (Blue) and Judo (Red) Rosa, who taught me how to get along without men. I promised mom I wouldn't use this on you until you were an adult, but tonight you've proven to me that you are."
Romani's eyes got really big, "Waaaa! What is that? Is that a... ah--"
Cremia was now wearing a double-sided strap-on and said, "With this I am superior to men and women, I will be the best lover you've ever had." She rubbed something all around it and started licking at Romani's crotch, "You still have traces of the one who betrayed you in here," she massaged some of it between her legs, "but don't worry, your big sister knows how to fix that."
"Romani was not betrayed, Grasshopper loves Romani!"
Cremia slipped the tip in, "Then where is he now?"
"You scared him away, oohhhh...."
"He doesn't love you, you were just a one night stand; I bet you'll never even see him again." she said pushing herself in as far as she could.
"Oh! He'll come back, you'll see. He won't abandon Romani!" but she already doubted it.
"Oh, Romani!" she yelled feeling the recoil of the dildo, "You're so tight!" Cremia said picking her up and thrusting into her repetiveley while standing. "Admit it, I'm better than any man could ever be!"
Romani's cum was splashing all over the place "Oh-ah! No! Cremia is too rough! Link loves me and does it as gently as possible."
--Meanwhile, back outside--
"Gosh, she's really rough, hunh? She got mad at you, but she's doing even worse!" Tatl exclaimed, stroking herself while she watched the sisters going at it.
"Man, Romani is too cute for her own good... if I leave her with her sister she'll be raped to death, but if I take her with me I won't be able to concentrate on anything..." Link said, feeling his manhood try to escape his tunic. "What to do, what to do..."
"You could use your Goron Mask to 'punish' her," Tatl suggested, Link just gave her a dirty look. "No really, Darmani(Goron-Link)'s cock is like twice the size of a normal one, I can't even get my arms around it! Anyway, you go in there and proclaim you're the soldier of love justice (or something) and then use all those techniques 'not-Saria' taught you to make her beg for more; then don't give it to her and say you'll only come again if she's nice to Romani."
Link just continued giving her a dirty look, "You've been reading too many love scrolls*." (*A love scroll is a masturbatory fantasy written by some jerk who couldn't write a decent plot to save his life, today these are called fanfics or Penthouse-letters).
"Come on, this is your chance to live one; that's every nerd's dream!" she exclaimed.
Link looked inside, Cremia had three fingers in Romani's ass while she gave one final blow with her strap-on. Romani's eyes glazed over and she fainted. "There," she smiled as she wiped the sweat off her forehead, "and I'm gonna do the same to you if you don't leave this ranch immediately!" she yelled as she pointed toward Link.
Link was in a slight state of shock; if Cremia didn't have such an angry expression on her face he might not have believed her. But thankfully he did and ran or else things would have gotten ugly.
For the next two hours Link paced back and forth behind the barn, he had so many things on his mind. There were all the moral issues about whether or not he should be having sex at all like always, but now there were even more things to worry about. For starters Cremia scarred him; monsters and demons he could fight, but women were different. The easiest solution was to start over and make sure he didn't get caught when he did it, but for some reason that just didn't seem right. It seems he should try to make things right even if they would reset after tomorrow... and if Cremia was like this now it meant she always was so he had to save Romani... but he wasn't much better... what he needed to do was. . . . .
Link had trailed off to sleep, the dawn of the final day came and in the afternoon several townsfolk came to seek refuge. Cremia opened the door to the barn, "Come in here where no one will bother us."
"Romani is scarred, what if the moon does destroy the Earth?" she cried.
"Look you're an 'adult' know, I'm not gonna lie to you... there is a possibility that none of us will be alive tomorrow; and although it isn't much, my plan is simply to have as much fun as we can and try to forget it." Cremia replied.
Romani blushed, she was not new to this sort of lifestyle but she was still a little shy, "So why isn't Anju here? This is probably your last chance." Cremia started crying, "Oh! I'm so sorry, Romani didn't mean it that way!" Romani said in a sort of don't-hit-me pose.
Cremia looked upward, "She just looks so sad, she's waited and saved herself for so long and all I wish is that she can be happy. But... I'm not the one she wants, I've never even told her how I feel, I can't." she wiped her tears "I really am an idiot."
"..." Romani felt sorry for her sister, but she didn't know what to do or say.
"It's okay, I'm finally over her," Cremia said, "from now on you're the only one for me, I love you so much I'll even let you screw around with that green-kid if you see him again." Romani's eyes sparkled a little as her big sister held her face close for a deep kiss.
--Scene change, fade to black--
"What in the Hell are you talking about?! You don't even resemble Kafei in the slightest!" Anju yelled while throwing things, "You're just wearing that stupid mask his mom made to encourage people to look for him! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!!!" Just as he was hit with a bookshelf, Link sat up with cold sweat dripping from him. [Whoa! I haven't actually had a dream for a while; I guess this means I've finally gotten enough sleep. I can't believe that dream though, no one's stupid enough to even think for a minute a wooden mask is going to fool someone like her. Although I can see me trying I get so horny sometimes. Sometimes I even make believe I can hear people having sex...] "Wait a minute..." Link peered down from his haystack.
"That's it Romani! Just a little bit more, and AHHH!" Cremia gripped her little sister's head with her thighs as she let loose a powerful orgasm. "You're a natural... I hope I didn't squeeze too tight..."
"Romani is okay, but now it is her turn to get off, right?" she asked.
Cremia smiled, "Yes, and I have a special treat for you too." She looked directly at Link, "Come on down greenjumpper."
"Grasshopper?" Romani looked around.
"Actually it's, uhhh... Link."
"Whatever, I've decided to let you share my sister; on the occasion that it's the last day." Link hesitated, "I'll just wait over here." she sat in a corner away from Romani.
[This is almost too good to be true, I mean getting permission...] Link started to walk closer before realizing [but she will be watching us...] his member started expanding [if I can 'do a good job' on her maybe I can finally get Cremia...] his gaze settling on Romani's naked form [not that I won't enjoy her!]
"Oh, Romani is so wet! Please come inside Romani and give her your love! <3*" (*ummm, that's supposed to be a heart)
Link painstakingly suppressed the urge to grab her by the hips and plunge into her as fast and as many times as possible, [this has got to be good! Very good] He had to bring her off without using his manhood, [easy right?] "Not yet, I'm going to make you feel good before I... start..." [oh, great remind me not to talk] He started licking her lower lips and biting her clitoris and trying to do the things 'not-Saria' (she really needs a name) had tried to teach him when he wasn't listening, fortunately Romani was so horny already she orgasmed three times in a row just thinking about what his manhood was about to do to her.
Link hoped he was making a good impression, though Cremia's seemingly unblinking eyes were giving his the creeps. Before he knew it he was about to cum inside of Romani when her sister stopped them. "I want to see you cum in her ass." she commanded, to which Link half heartedly obliged.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh-aaaaaah~~~!!! <3" Romani screamed as she felt her butt-cheeks spread apart from Link's invading member.
Cremia was getting more and more excited as she watched her sister's mouth open wide and reveal the spittle (or the residue her own juices) inside, not to mention the wide-eyed expression of loosing her virginity in back too. Noticing that Romani had just had two more orgasms she decided that if she wanted a piece she'd have to join soon. She stood up and walked towards her sister, "And now the fun really begins!" she smiled wickedly.
Link started to back up, bringing a small whimper from Romani; but Cremia stopped him. "Now you are going to experience both of us at the same time!" Link immediately hardened again.
Romani's face lit up "Does that mean you two don't hate each other anymore?!" she smiled, "Ooooh~~ Romani wants to feel both of your love! Please give it to her!"
Link was going to point out that he had never 'hated' Cremia, he just found her a little creepy at times... which was her fault anyway. But before he could form words Cremia had already slipped the entire length of her strap-on into Romani's quivering pussy. He didn't want to miss his chance so he slipped himself back inside her backdoor. Romani kept screaming things like 'YES' and 'HARDER' and about how much she loved both of them and how, even if it was the last day she was glad that they were together. After five more orgasms she passed out with a big smile on her face.
Suddenly Link came off his high, [Last day, oh crap! I forgot again! I'd better play the song of time quickly before--] but he was cut off as Cremia removed her strap-on, placed it next to her unconscious sister's body, and smiled seductively. [Oh, right... her... maybe I still have time...]
"You know what? I like you. I'm glad I let you two fuck, I haven't seen her this excited for a long time. In fact it's gotten me so hot I've decided to grace your body with the pleasures of full grown women," she said, but Link was so dazed he didn't even notice the plural and started towards her. "Come on in girls!" she shouted.
Marilla and Judo Rosa stepped in, not that you could tell them apart without their clothes anyway. They descended upon Link saying only one word, "Master!"
--Several hours later, 5am--
Link woke up to some of the most violent Earthquakes he's ever felt, he was sore all over and tangled in a mess of body parts whom he wasn't sure who they belonged to. He finally got untangled and stood up; yawning... he looked over to see one of the Rosas (but he didn't know which one) in a very erotic position with his ocarina sticking out of her ass. [How'd it get there? I probably shouldn't use it again, knowing where it's been.] He looked over to Cremia to see that she had her eyes open. [What...?]
"I've lived in denial long enough, I want your cock inside me! I want you to violently pound me into the ground with that monster and make me pregnant!" she said as she leaped on him. After sucking him hard again she said, "You can't believe how much it turns me on that you're still going, you have so much stamina for your age... if I had only one wish it would be that the world wasn't ending any minute now."
As she straddled Link her words sunk in, [OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!!] Link looked around desperately [where was my ocarina? I've got to get it quickly! I've got to get it and use it now! OHGODOHGODOHGOD] he panicked.
"Come on don't worry, we've known this was coming for three days now. Just try not to think too much about it, and live only for the moment!" she said [your last moment!] she almost chuckled.
Link's life flashed before his eyes all the women he'd fucked, all the ones he hadn't, all the ones he wanted to, all the ones he didn't... there were even some guys he didn't want to see die. But that all didn't seem to matter now, and as the moon came crashing into the planet causing a giant fiery shock-wave Link managed to have that one, final, last, all-important, strenuous, orgasm. A literal half-a-second after shooting his seed deep inside Cremia's body they were all consumed by flames and torn to pieces. He had finally creamed Cremia.
Skull-kid laughed at the desolate, lifeless planet; "That'll teach you!"
AND FINALLY, THE END!
Thank you for putting up with me over the last two years (10-13-99 to 02-28-02), good-bye.
Well? Now that you've read it you understand why I didn't want to release it, right? I mean, for one thing I tried to do too much at a time and didn't go into detail for any of it. You see a girl who goes by the name "Sheik-with-a-strap-on*" requested bondage stuff, and so I tried to do that. Several people wanted lezbo too, but it just didn't seem to work out, so instead of killing two birds with one stone I ended up killing my fanfic. Also that paragraph with Anju and Link in Kafei's mask is me making fun of all the people who requested it. Out of all my requests, from Link/Gannon to Zelda/Nabooru to Islandturtlething/Lulu and so on, Anju and Link in Kafei's mask has been requested the most (5!) and all I have to say is: "No one's stupid enough to even think for a minute a wooden mask is going to fool someone like her." If you absolutely need a fanfic like that then write it yourself, but for heaven's sake don't post it anywhere; some of us have souls (albeit small ones). (*she ran the Zelda Hentai RPG Club before she disappeared without telling anyone anything (that I know of); oddly enough her last post was about how big a problem people who didn't post were.)
One thing I didn't make clear last time, was that when Link suspects that Romani's doing something weird behind the table and finds that she's touching herself... a lot; it is a reference to her "sitting cycle" which looks exceptionally weird because she rocks back and forth with her hands between her legs, and if you look at her from the other side of the table, she looks like she's playing with herself. You see in the beginning of "sprite" animation they had walk cycles with usually only two frames, but ever since Sonic the Hedgehog came out on-screen characters have been moving more and more. At first it was just tapping a foot when left alone for a while, but eventually all characters developed standing cycles; it got out of control in 3D games because once you had the characters you could move them however you want without any extra effort. They got sitting cycles, breathing cycles, etc., and never stop moving (it's kind of annoying at times). But there is one game that has balance: Sonic Advance, it has so much character animation in it that it's embarrassing to play the old games. After Sonic Adventure I thought I'd never see a new sprite game, let alone a good one; so far it's the only game he's made that's better than Sonic & Knuckles (a.k.a. Sonic4). Anyway, that ends my animation cycle synopsis/Sonic Advance commercial; I'll move on.
Anyway, I'm sorry Judo & Marilla (the Rosa sisters) made such a small cameo but if they got their own chapter it'd just be 'reward' for teaching them to dance and I've got enough chapters that I'm not writing as it is, I don't want to get even further behind. Besides someone's already done it. As for the ending, well I was planning to release this chapter 3 months after the last one, which gave me enough time to see how corny and unplanned it was. So I tried to fix it without much luck, here it is a full year later and I still haven't gotten it straight so I figured, what the heck? Anyway, those of you who've played the game should understand what's going on and don't spoil it for the rest of my readers, tell them to just go out and buy the damn game. E-mail me if you have any comments, suggestions, or stuff like that.
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