| Kane Mart Chapter 1 - The Dirty Towel I was running low on toilet paper one day so I figured I should drop by Kane Mart to pick up some quilted northern. I always loved going to Kane Mart but this day was different. It was too crowded and all the TP had been stolen. The cops surrounded the entire building and they had to question every last person who went in or out of the store. I was real scared because if I cant shop at Kane Mart then where the hell am I supposed to wipe my ass? Well i decided to take matters into my own hands. i looked for the obvious clues - the culprit must have poop problems, i mean why else would he or she need over 360 rolls of toilet paper to wipe their dirty shitty ass? i went to the bathrooms in kane mart and there was piss and shit all over the walls, i got real scared so i high tailed it out of there and ran around the store screaming for a few minutes. i stopped. i felt better. but then my ass started to itch, u know that deep anus itchy feeling like u wanna stick ur hand right up there and clean out all the dingleberries? well i stuck my hand to my ass to squeeze my cheeks shut because i thought i was going to shit my pants again, next thing i know everyone in the store is doing it. then i heard a big boom. one of the front doors to kane mart had been kicked down. everybody looked to see who it was, and omg it was Kane and he was fuckin constipated, even kane had his finger up his ass. nobody could see his face because he had that ridiculous towel over his head but he ran to the ladies room like a bat out of hell and screamed out in anger when there was no tp. i stuck my head under the stall to get a closer look...he looked really mad and upset, but then his face turned into a smile. i thought of running but i figured he couldnt choke slam a toilet so i stayed to see what would happen. kane took the towel off of his head and started to wipe his ass with it. Kane! youre a genius i cried out as i sprinted out of there to find a black towel just like kanes. but the weirdest part of all is, after ifound a towel to wipe my ass, i saw kane leaving the store, with the same black towel that he used to wipe his ass, back on his head. to be continued Kane Mart tales...... |
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