| Yo yo yo Let me break it down Quicky quicky style for ya now Yo yo yo My name is Kane and I'm a crazy bitch I'm jealous of Shane only because he's rich Tired of wrestling all these god damn rookies I need me some money for some chocolate chip cookies Since I've taken my mask off, I've been insane Because I'm a baldy, don't need no Rogaine Just need my black towel that won't stay on my head But I won't stop pimpin til the day that I'm dead I hate Bischoff, Shane, JR and RVD Because even though I asked them They wouldn't stop making fun of me I got burn marks on my face that aren't there Kinda like on top of my head, there just ain't any hair A tank of gasoline and some matches is what I need But I gotta admit I've been smokin a little weed I've been pimpin out Rico I've been sellin his ass Out on the streets Like a full can of gas And just like HBK I think I'm cute, I know I'm sex-ay Even King said he wanted to fuck me I may look scary, but I'm not harmful at all I don't got no brains, I don't go no balls I enjoy listening to Hanson But I can't tell who's who And the best show in the world to me Is still Blue's Clues I find Michael Jackson sexy I kinda like his nose And one of these days I'll make him my ho Even though everybody asks me My beauty secrets I'll never tell And if you keep on bugging me I'll choke slam you to hell Stop calling me stupid Stop calling me insane Stop calling me crazy YOU NEED TO FEEL MY PAIN!!! Oh you think I'm pretty? I think I'm pretty too I think that I'm way prettier than him and her and you My teeth are pretty, my teeth are yellow And all in all, I'm a humble fellow Sure I set some people on fire But who hasn't tried To light a person's flesh And watch the fuckers fry? C'mon, they made fun of me You all saw it, too And if you don't stop laughing I'll do the same to you Ooga booga Bah-leev dat playa |