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| Bad Music Countdown #5: |
| Christina Aguilera- I hate to even consider this woman music, and doing this on her is kind of overkill, but its got to be done. This woman is just a money grubbing culture slut. First shes this all american white girl, then shes this latino sensation, maybe if she sucked Sean "Puffy" Combs dick she could break into the "getto" scene as well, oh wait, Jennifer Lopez ("J Lo") already did that. Anyways, her antics got her a spot as number 5. |
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| (Maybe poseing for playboy will help your carrer.) |
| MORE COMING SOON |
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| Bad Music Countdown #6: |
| Incubus- These guys could almost be cool. If they stopped useing their music to target teenage girls who dont have the testrone to listen to real metal, they wouldnt be so bad, and they easily fall under that whole new metal umbrella of shit music. Good going guys, you get the number 6 spot. |
| Bad Music Countdown #7: |
| AeroSmith- I was never a hugh fan to start off with, but after watching them butcher "walk this way" for the umptenth time during the superbowl along side Britney and crew, and that really bad slow song they did for one of those movies that came out about an astroid, comet, metor whatever hitting the earth, its like their trying to lose creditiblity. Way to sell out guys. |
| Bon Jovi- Everytime this guy goes "Ohhhhohhhhhhh...(livin on the edge)" a shiver of fear runs up my spine. I thought these guys disappeared over a decade ago, you werent good then, your not good now. This band is like an old man who doesnt know thats it time to walk in the woods and die. Now I know why this guy use to be a janitor. For all your hard work, you guys get the number 7 spot. |
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| (Bon Jovi cierca 1988....How soon we forget.....) |
| Bad Music Countdown #8: |
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| (At least your daughters hot.) |