F.A.Q(Frequently Asked Questions):
1. Q: Do you worship Satan/ The Devil/ Leviathan?
A: Short answer: yes. Long answer: yes I worship Satan, but not the corrupted xtian idea of Satan. I worship the architype of Satan, Powerful, Bow to no g** and no man, live free of guilt and revel in the carnal pleasures; in that sense yes, I do worship Satan, as I worship myself because they are one in the same. If you need further enlightenment, go to The Church of Satan.
2. Q: Do you sacrifice/eat small children?
A: Only when I can find a clean one. Generally no, they're usually all sticky and disguistingly smelly, why would I want to eat something like that?
3. Q: If I make a cross with my fingers, act like a jackass, and hiss at you every time you come within 65 feet of me will you melt/dissapear/not drink my blood/ be my sexslave?
A: You cannot imagine how many times in the last five or six years this has happened to me, if I had a pint for every time I could swim in an olympic pool of blood by now. The official answer to this question: NO! But it is a REALLY good way to get your ass kicked by me or any one of my friends that happen to be near by at the time. And if you really piss me off I will add just for clarification that near by means within a 150 mile radius of where you live.
4. Q: Are you gay?
A: Depends on what you mean by gay. If you mean gay as in happy, then HELL NO. If you mean gay as in homosexual as I suspect you did then I would have to say no again. I used to say I was bi-sexual, but I don't really like that term anymore, it just doesn't fit me. I would rather call myself just Sexual, because gender doesn't matter when you're having fun.
5. Q: Do you drink blood?
As often as possible, and only from donors that have been HIV/STD tested. That part of my life really doesn't concern you though, it only concerns my consensual donors.
7. Q: What are you on and where can I get some of whatever you're on cuz it looks like fun?
A: I'm usually not on anything <snrk> mainly I stay in this state purely from the hatred I feel towards humanity.
8. Q: Why do you hate g**? or alternately: Why do you hate my religion/beliefs/g**/me? and theres always the old standby: I will pray that you find the love of g**/J***s and the mental help that you need because you are obviously disturbed. If I find out where you live I will send ((hordes of bible-beating-pedophile)) priests over to save your soul before it is eturnally damned to the firey pits of hell!
A: I hate your g** and you because you are stupid, hyporcritical, ignorant fuckoffs that deserve to be drowned or beaten to death with a large heavy blunt metal object. Feel free to send priests or any other type of clergy to my house because I am always in the mood for a good laugh, and trust me I will be the ONLY one laughing if you do.
9. What the fuck is wrong with you?!?
A: I don't know, I suspect I was dropped on my head repeatedly as a baby.
10. How much do I have to pay you for: oral sex/ sex/ anal sex/ fisting/ a bondage session/ some other sexual perversion/ to shut the fuck up?
A: It depends, I will not shut up under any circumstances, but sexual deviance is definitly negotiable. Email me and we'll talk.