In the Car
-Forget to go to the bathroom
-Whine
-Insist to pick-up hitch hikers
-Ask, "Are we there yet" every thirty seconds
-Start a round of, "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"
-Offer to drive for a while so they can rest
-Put your feet up against their seats
-When arrived at your destination, say you want to go home
-When half-way to where you're going, say you forgot something really important at home
-Start a round of, "999 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"
-Hold up a sign in the back window that reads, "Help! I've been kidnapped!" Extra points for tape.
-Every five minutes, complain that it's either too hot or too cold.
-Lock their doors without them knowing
-Sing along with the radio
-Stick with the four S's: spitting, suling, sobbing, screaming
In Church
-Applaud after the sermon
-Squirm
-Fidget
-Yell, "I have to peepee!"
-Ywan
-Fall asleep
-Snore
-Drool
-Stare at the people in the row behind you
-Bring a walkman
-Burp loudly during the homily
-Exclaim that you've been possessed
-Leave early
At the Grocery Store
-Lick the fruit
-Change the price tags on everything
-Demand to sit in the cart
-Write obcene messages on the inside door of the freezers
-Re-arrange the merchandise
-Sneak stuff into their shopping cart (eg. corn pads, condoms, fake fingernails...)
-Open all the cereal boxes and fish out the prizes
-See if you can remove that bottom can/fruit from the display
-Race up and down the aisles with the shopping cart
-Demand a price check for a lollipop
-Shake all the coke bottles/cans you can find
-Squeeze the loaves of bread to see which is freshest
-Eat all those "free samples"
At Fancy Restaurants
-Order the most expensive mean on the menu
-Take only a few bites of that meal and complain of a stomach ache
-Then order a large dessert
-Bring your invisible friend
-Tie your napkin onto your head
-Send back the water saying it's too cold
-Send back the next glass of water saying it's too warm
-Talk in a french accent even though you're not French
-Ask to see the chef
-Call the waiter, "Garcon"
-Request a booster seat
-Shoot Jell-O at your brother(s) and/or sister(s) through a straw
-Flood the bathrooms
-Insist to pay the bill
-Take the tip meant for the Garcon
Lies your Parents tell you
-"If you tell me, i promise i won't get mad."
-"No matter what happens, you'll always have a family."
-"You'll be sorry."
-"When i was your age, i had to walk 155 miles in ten feet of snow to get to school..."
-"Just try it. I know you'll like it."
-"If you eat your carrots, you can see in the dark."
-"I'm only going to say this once..."
-"You'll understand when you're older."
-"If you point, you'll get warts."
-"Some day you'll thank me for this."
-"I'm only going to the store. I'll be back in a few minutes."