Flames is too shexy for his fuuur...
Alicorn & Rebel's Mating Ceremony
"Love Fest 2004"
Sexy femmes & rapist males
Blow Up Doll
Dream^Catcher learns the magic word
A strange declaration of love

September 9, 2009, in #WolfMist
how does it smell?
[00:20] * @ShadowWlf holds a rag over heathers mouth
[00:20] <@ShadowWlf> DOES IT SMELL LIKE CHLOROFORM!?
[00:21] no.
[00:21] it smells like shit
[00:21] did you wipe your dick with this
[00:21] after fucking your elderly partner
[00:22] * @SnowFang sexes lune so shes not left out
[00:22] im sorry, your "experienced" partner

September 8, 2009, in #WolfMist
Age of majority
[01:58] <@Apolla> GOD DAMN IT HEATHER REGISTER YOUR FUCKING NAME!
[01:58] <@Alicorn> I DID
[01:59] <@Alicorn> How old is Ashley
[01:59] * @SnowFang ish 21 irl
[01:59] <@Alicorn> so you're not a kid, that's coolness
[02:00] <@Alicorn> so you won't be offended if i tell ash to go fuck herself
[02:00] <@Alicorn> when she yells at me

September 8, 2009, in #WolfMist
DongBot
@Alicorn> really mike.
@Alicorn> dong bot.
* Alicorn sets mode: +v DongBot
* @Alicorn shakes her head.
@Alicorn> that's going on the webbie, first new blooper.
@Alicorn> mike i think the bot's name should be Supreme Commander Dangledong btw
@Alicorn> i mean, that should be it's whois lookup
+Silverlune> lol.
+Silverlune> why is there a dongbot anyways
@Alicorn> i dont fucking know
@Alicorn> he just awnted an excuse to say dong probably
@ShadowWlf> durpdurp
@ShadowWlf> MISTER DURP!
@Alicorn> MIKE!
* @Alicorn pouncetackleslurps
@ShadowWlf> PHEATHER!
@Alicorn> let's call the bot supreme commander dangledong OK?!
* @ShadowWlf slurptacklemolests
@ShadowWlf> dumbledong
@Alicorn> DANGLEDONG
[12:14] <@ShadowWlf> BUT DUMBLEDONG SOUNDS FUNNIER CAUSE ITS LIKE HARRY POTTAH...
HEADmaster Dumbledong, get it?

September 12, 2009, in #WolfMist
Farts
[23:03] * @Silverlune farts, then scoots away.
[23:03] * @Flames picks up Lune's fart and throws it back to her.
[23:03] * @Silverlune coughs and faints.
[23:05] <@Silverlune> 5�4{15[5*14 I would like to ask HOW YOU PICKED UP MY FART THANKS 5*15]4}5�
[23:06] <@Alicorn> (haha)
[23:06] * @Flames can do whatever the hell he wantz. kthnxbi
[23:07] <@Silverlune> 5�4{15[5*14 BISH./ 5*15]4}5�
[23:07] <@Flames> and you CAN throw a part BISH]
[23:07] * @Silverlune just pads off TO HER TREE AND FARTS IN PEACE.

July 2004 in #WolfMist
Kioh says...
[23:23] Remember kids
[23:23] the higher your post count
[23:23] the bigger your penis is

July 23, 2008, in #WolfMist
Power
[14:43] <@Alicorn> do you want to be the beta?
[14:44] <@Kioh`> Uhhh..
[14:44] <@Kioh`> My brain doesn't comprehend :3
[14:44] <+Silverlune> DO YOU
[14:44] <+Silverlune> WANT POWER
[14:45] <+Silverlune> TO ABUSE
[14:45] <+Silverlune> Y/N?
[later] 03[14:47] * Alicorn changes topic to 'Forever home of the Silver Mists Spirit Pack... Alpha: Alicorn - Beta: Kioh We are the shit. We have no fucking OOC room. You are a twat waffle!'
[14:47] <+Silverlune> I'm a Twaffle.
[and later on... during a walnut fight...][16:03] <@Kioh`> I'll beat you to death with a goat.

July 23, 2008, in #WolfMist
Poo 06[15:10] * SilverEyes flings poo at Kioh. :) [15:10] <+Silverlune> you're all fucking silent. [15:10] <+Silverlune> Nice. [15:10] Nothing like a mouth full of fresh poo.

July 23, 2008, in #WolfMist
Amy sucks
[14:11] <+Silverlune> Kioh how did you get banned in EM
[14:12] <@Alicorn> because Amy had her period.
[14:12] LMFAO
[14:12] <+Silverlune> LOL
[14:12] Because,
[14:12] <@Alicorn> hehehehe
[14:12] I asked to see my friends every once in a while.
[14:12] That's why. ^^
[14:12] <@Alicorn> She got POd cuz he went to the OOC room to chat with some of his friends who are members
[14:12] <@Alicorn> And she practically had triplets over it
[14:12] <@Alicorn> It was graphic
[14:12] <+Silverlune> you all realize amy is easily pissed as is
[14:12] <@Alicorn> Lots of blood and placenta.
[14:12] something along those lines yes..
[14:12] <@Alicorn> Right.
[14:12] <@Alicorn> Because she's an underpaid hooker.
And later... 03[15:29] * Amy|AFK was kicked by Alicorn (omg plz dont idle :()
01[15:29] <@Alicorn> I told her it was a script. im gonna make a script that says Cheer Up, Emo Fae when Amy comes in.
03[21:49] * Alicorn changes topic to 'Forever home of the Silver Mists Spirit Pack... Alpha: Alicorn - Beta: Kioh We are the shit. We have no fucking OOC room. Unanimous consensus: It's twat waffle day, and Amy was voted Queen Twat paw's down!'

January 29th, in #WolfMist_Ooc
BOOM!
[08:03:39] <@`Xarae> !timebomb Flames
[08:03:42] * @Yuuki stuffs the bomb into Flames's pants. The display reads [39] seconds.
[08:03:43] <@Yuuki> Diffuse the bomb by cutting the correct wire using !cutwire color. There are eighteen wires. They are White, Tan, Silver, Black, Lavender, Aquamarine, Ivory, Fuchsia, Crimson, Beige, Indigo, Chartreuse, Lime, Khaki, Mauve, Blue, Pink and Magenta.
[08:03:44] <@`Xarae> <3
[08:04:02] <@Flames> !cutwire cp;pr lavender
[08:04:07] <@Flames> !cutwire color lavender
[08:04:13] <@`Xarae> Nooo
[08:04:18] <@Flames> !cutwire silver
[08:04:18] <@`Xarae> !cutwire lavender
[08:04:18] <@Yuuki> Flames cut the Silver wire. This has defused the bomb!
[08:04:22] <@Flames> :O
[08:04:22] <@`Xarae> OMGZ
[08:04:23] <@Flames> OMG
[08:04:25] <@`Xarae> BITCH
[08:04:25] <@Flames> I DID ITTTT
[08:04:27] <@Flames> LMFAO
[08:04:28] <@`Xarae> Xd
[08:04:30] <@`Xarae> *xD

January 9th, in #WolfMist
Playful Wolves
[03:05:37] * @Flames nudges Silverlune playfully
[03:05:52] * +Silverlune ruffles her fur then slurps Flames with a chuckle
[03:06:16] * @Flames eeks and falls over onto his side into the fresh powdery snow. He paws up at this friend happily.
[03:08:31] * +Silverlune grins, playfully nipping at the paw then shits to the side, tail raised
[03:08:35] <+Silverlune> (! ACK!
[03:08:37] <+Silverlune> *SHIFTS
[03:08:45] <@Flames> [LOL!!!!]
[03:08:53] <@Flames> [Bloooper]
[03:08:56] <+Silverlune> (HOLY CRAP :X!!!!!!!! lol)
[03:08:59] <@Flames> [XDDD]
[03:09:04] <+Silverlune> (XDD oops.)

September 8th, in #WolfMist_OoC
Just one of those days
[16:05] * Kalzari has joined #wolfmist_ooc
[16:05] (@`Xarae) Kalzari?
[16:05] (@`Xarae) x3
[16:05] (Kalzari) Oh man.
[16:05] (Kalzari) I spelt my own name wrong.
[16:05] (Kalzari) LOL.
[16:05] * Kalzari is now known as Kalaro
[16:05] (@`Xarae) Lmao
[16:04] (@`Xarae) BLOOPERS
[16:04] (@`Xarae) ;/
[16:04] (Kalaro) Don't even say it!
[16:04] (Kalaro) XD
[16:04] (@`Xarae) Kalaro?
[16:04] * Kalaro is now known as Kalari

September 4th, in #WolfMist_OoC
Kahi and her not-so-secret hobbies
[17:09] * @Kahi Quit (Client Quit)
[17:09] * Kahi has joined #wolfmist_ooc
[17:09] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Kahi
[17:09] * @Kalari wonders what she's doing.
[17:12] (@Kahi) F**king IRC.
[17:12] (@Kahi) ....
[17:12] (@Kahi) * F**king with IRC.
[17:12] (+Silverlune) ...
[17:12] (@Kalari) How so?
[17:12] (+Silverlune) ROFL.
[17:12] (@Kalari)I know you're f**king IRC.
[17:12] (+Silverlune) lolololol
[17:12] (@Kalari) Nothing new there... ;/
[17:13] (@Kahi) ><

August 4th, in #WolfMist_OoC
Some funny noises...
[21:15] (@Flames) [09:13:56] * @`Xarae whined and murred slowly, deep in her throat. It came out as a low rumble, almost a growl. Xarae whined again and nuzzled his cheek.
[21:15] (@Flames) Whats up with the strange noises>
[21:15] (@Flames) ?
[21:15] (@Flames) XD
[21:15] (@Kalari) she's moaning wolf style
[21:15] (@Kalari) xD

July 11, in #WolfMist
A few last regrets?
[19:14] * @Kahi smiles apon seeing Koruk. "Koruk, could you step forward now. You as well Kaynid."
[19:14] * @kaynid steps forward
[19:15] * Quits: @Koruk
[19:16] (+Edis_) (Lol)
[19:16] (@Ghostwolf) (Looks like he was afraid of commitment.)
[19:16] (@Kalari) [ - lol. - ]

July 3, in #WolfMist
Strange ideas for the plot
[20:01] (Edisnori_) How about the shit takes a chunk on the sanbar as it is shallow
[20:01] (+Xarae) Ohhhhhh
[20:02] (@Sapphira) No.
[20:02] (+Xarae) The shit...
[20:02] (+Xarae) Hah..hahaha...
[20:02] (+Xarae) *gigglesnort*

May 23, in #WolfWood
A bit of confusion over what exactly we hunted
[18:11] * @ShadowWlf grabs a leg and starts to drag, feeling the blood drip from a small wound in his side
[18:11] * +Gypsy shakes her muzzle as a sign of good health
[18:11] * @Alicorn latches onto the gypsy's rump, her favorite carrying position, to begin dragging it home.
[18:11] (@Alicorn) (Everyone bite onto the bison so we can drag it's big butt home)
[18:12] (@ShadowWlf) ((the gypsys butt?))
[18:12] (+Gypsy) ((Woah Woah Woah people were carrying home a BISON))

May 15, in #Wolfmist
Lenne's water broke, and Kalari totally dumbfounded by it
[19:37] * @Lenne squirms a little bit and closes her eyes "Uh...guys?"
[19:37] * @Kahi looks to Lenne 'Are you Ok?'
[19:37] * @Shanandoah looks to Lenne
[19:37] * @Shanandoah blinks "Uh oh.."
[19:38] * @Kahi jumps off of Alpha rock and pads quickly to Lenne.
[19:38] * +Shiek perks to Lenne
[19:38] * @Ghostwolf lets his single eye dart over to the wolf next to him and notices the wet ground.
[19:38] <@Kalari> Ohh... she had an accident? *blinks*
[19:38] * @Lenne looks at Shana " Uh oh wha--" *she whines a little bit* "owwww"
[19:38] * +Shiek eeps and pads next to Ghost "is she going into labor?"
[19:38] * LilithWolf perks looking to Lenne wondering what's the matter
[19:39] <@Lenne> (I went into labor you dork!)
[19:39] <@Lenne> (XD)

May 31, 7 PMish in #Wolfmist
CinderPaws and Manx are courting!
(@Alicorn) okay cindy is dumb so i have to announce again that she and manx are courting.
(@Alicorn) AHEM
(@Alicorn) CINDY AND MANX ARE COURTING
(@Alicorn) ALL YE FEMALES STAY AWAY FROM MANX
(@Alicorn) ALL YE MALES STAY AWAY FROM CINDY
(@Alicorn) and uh...all ye males stay away from manx, and all ye females away from cindy as well... lol
(@Alicorn) don't need any of that crap here...
(By the way, I was just kidding. I have absolutely nothing against lesbians, being bisexual myself. - Ali)

May 31, around 7 PM in #Wolfmist
Syber wants me =/
(+Syberwolf) we don't want another Cinderpaws ala Sybie x Alicorn
* +Syberwolf winks at Ali
* @Alicorn whimpers.

* @RebelWolf sneers and Ali

Date unknown, channel: #Wolfmist
Shadow's fleas
(@Alicorn) Are there any lone wolves who wish to ask to enter assessment
(@Alicorn) besides Manx and Solara :P
(@ShadowWlf) My fleas do *griggles*
(@Alicorn) they're already honored guests, shad.
(@ShadowWlf) drat :./
(@ShadowWlf) they would have made good pack members

Date unknown, channel: #Wolfmist
We love Dasani :)
(@ShadowWlf) ((ALI! GET YER HUBBY TO WOLF RP!))
(@McGonagall) ( He prolly ain't open minded. )
(@McGonagall) ( He's probably like Dasani's husband. )
(@ShadowWlf) ((cheap and easy?))

Date unknown, channel: #Wolfmist
Kinkyness...
(@RebelWolf) {( I just got this mental image of a conversation "cyber wolf sex" )}
(+Syberwolf) [Kinda makes my name seem kinky. Syber Wolf.]

Date unknown, channel: #Wolfmist
Astral Projection
* Kovo shouldnt be ic, but sneeks in a nuzzle to Ali
* @Alicorn nuzzles back hehe
* @Alicorn whispers to Kovo though she can't hear cuz she's far away "congrats on the pups" (lol)
* TwilightDust grins and nuzzles her alpha's spirit
(TwilightDust) ((:P))
(Kovo) �����( '_- *Whispers and acts like she's not there but is* - THank you - )�����
(@Alicorn) (hehe)
(@Alicorn) (Well hey what good is being a wolf SPIRIT if you don't visit places without your flesh lol)
(TwilightDust) ((lol, u should do this more often kovo ;)))
(Kovo) �����( *laughs* )�����
(Kovo) �����( *She floats around all spirit pretty glittery like* )�����
(@Alicorn) (hehe)
* @Alicorn (floats out of her body too)
(@Alicorn) (We're silly)
(Kovo) �����( *Ooohhhhhhhssssssss waves to her Spirit Companion* )�����
* TwilightDust (remains the only wolf still in body)

July 8, 2:30 AM in #Wolfmist_OOC
Dustin is too cheap to buy me a birthday present.
[02:22] [@Alicorn] you should order
[02:22] [@Alicorn] a birthday present
[02:22] [@Alicorn] for moi
[02:23] [@RebelWolf] lol, why? You didn't order one for moi ;)
[02:24] [@Alicorn] u didnt say it wuz ur birthday
[02:24] [@Alicorn] *sniffs indignately*
[02:24] [@Alicorn] what im suppoesd to remember it now
[02:25] [@Alicorn] i mean
[02:25] [@Alicorn] Honestly
[02:25] [@Alicorn] I didn't even have internet in April.
[02:25] [@Alicorn] i hadn't talked to you in like six months
[02:25] [@Alicorn] how woudl I have mailed it to you/
[02:25] [@Alicorn] for real now.
[02:26] * @RebelWolf snickers
[02:27] [@Alicorn] *sniffs*
[02:27] [@Alicorn] you're just trying to get out of getting me a birthday present.
[02:28] [@Alicorn] hmf
[02:28] [@RebelWolf] naahhh
[02:28] [@Alicorn] we finally are old enough to have the money to buy each other birthday presents
[02:28] [@Alicorn] and you wanna get out of it
[02:28] [@Alicorn] puh
[02:28] [@Alicorn] i thought i knew yew.
[02:28] [@RebelWolf] I'm making a bad mistake ordering all this stuff as it is, lol
[02:28] [@Alicorn] *grumbles something about men being jerks*
[02:28] [@RebelWolf] Hey!
[02:28] [@Alicorn] you can't even get me a toothpick?
[02:28] [@RebelWolf] lol
[02:28] [@Alicorn] a hot pocket?
[02:28] [@Alicorn] stick o fgum?
[02:29] [@RebelWolf] by the time a hot pocket.. made it from here to there, it'd be kinda nasty
[02:29] [@Alicorn] TWISTY STRAW?!
[02:29] [@RebelWolf] brb, gonna go get a glass of water
[02:30] [@Alicorn] okay.
[02:33] [@RebelWolf] alright, back
[02:33] [@Alicorn] wb
[02:33] [@RebelWolf] y'know, this water stuff is kinda good
[02:34] [@Alicorn] really?
[02:34] [@Alicorn] are you too cheap to buy some tea?
[02:34] [@RebelWolf] yeah
[02:34] [@RebelWolf] I don't like tea
[02:34] [@Alicorn] like ur too cheap to buy me a present?
[02:34] [@Alicorn] oh i see
[02:34] [@Alicorn] Ur too good for tea.
[02:34] [@Alicorn] Shoulda guessed.

July 8, 2:45 AM in #Wolfmist_OOC
Funny how talking about baby names led to this.
[02:45] [@Alicorn] I dont wanna get pregnant and then suddennly have to think aout it real hard.
[02:45] [@Alicorn] i wanna know now
[02:45] [@Alicorn] one less thing to worry about
[02:45] [@Alicorn] when im barfing and farting.
[02:45] [@RebelWolf] lol
[02:45] [@RebelWolf] lovely mental image
[02:45] [@Alicorn] you can see my farts...?
[02:46] [@Alicorn] what do they look like??
[02:46] [@RebelWolf] no, but I can picture you on a couch with a bag of potato chips, yelling at Corey watching Oprah, and just.. leaning over to let one rip
[02:46] [@Alicorn] lol

July 8, 2:35 PM in #Wolfmist_OOC
Well, you learn something new everday...
[@RebelWolf] dude.. you know how many men hit on me with the nick bearclaw?
[@SunWlf] LOL
[@RebelWolf] little did I know... a "bear" is another name for "fat old hairy gay men"
[@SunWlf] LOL
[+firequall] haha
[@RebelWolf] and then I had the channel #bearsplace
[@RebelWolf] so I was constantly have old gay fags come visit me

July 8, 2:41 PM in #Wolfmist_OOC
Dustin wasn't being very nice with his popups!
* @RebelWolf grabs Anyas by the throat.... throws Anyas up against a wall, and spits in his face.
[@RebelWolf] ew
[@SunWlf] damn
[@SunWlf] you asshole
[+firequall] haha
[@RebelWolf] sorry.. don't know what most of these are
[@RebelWolf] lol
* @SunWlf smacks RebelWolf with a rolled up newpaper... BAD DOG!!!
[@RebelWolf] LOL
[@RebelWolf] I always liked that one

July 8, 2:50 PM in #Wolfmist_OOC
Ashley is a rapist...
[@Alicorn] RPAIST
[@Alicorn] RPAIST
[@Alicorn] RAPIST
[@FirE^PawS] lol!
[+firequall] haha
[@Alicorn] third time's a charm...

July 14, 2004 in #Wolfmist_OOC
Ashley has special gifts...
(@Alicorn) the TINIEST little typo
(@Alicorn) can fuck ur webpage all to hell
(@Alicorn) brb
(@FirE^PawS) lol
(+Sheyin) that is true
(+Sheyin) I mean the smallest thing
(+Sheyin) can fuck it up
(@FirE^PawS) lol
(@FirE^PawS) Can -I- fuck it up?
(@FirE^PawS) Or shoulkd that be Anyas I fuck up?
(+Sheyin) if you want a bitching from Ali sure =P
(@Alicorn) no please dont
(@Alicorn) and please dont fuck up anyas either
(@Alicorn) like
(@FirE^PawS) LOL.
(@Alicorn) u can fuck him, if u both really want to
(@Alicorn) but dont fuck him up
(@FirE^PawS) Ok.
(@Alicorn) especially not up the ass

July 14, 2004 in #Wolfmist_OOC
TMI
(@Alicorn) brb dog has to pee
(+Sheyin) tmi
(@Anyas) Coulda just said "brb" :P
(@Alicorn) DOG HAS TO PISS
(+Sheyin) yeah
(+Sheyin) really
(@Alicorn) DOG HAS TO URINATE
(@Alicorn) A GOLDEN STREAM
(+Sheyin) FUCK YOU =P
(@Alicorn) ONTO THE LAWN
(@Alicorn) WHICH WILL DIE
(+Sheyin) EWWW
(@Alicorn) BECAUSE OF THE PISS AMMONIA
(@Alicorn) *leaves*
(+Sheyin) LOL
(@Anyas) ...tmi
(+Sheyin) very

July 29, 2004 at 2:41 PM in #Wolfmist
Cinder the Sinner
[14:40] (+Aiya) This is Cinder
[14:40] (+`Wolf) yus?
[14:41] (+`Wolf) Sin...
[14:41] (+`Wolf) sin...rrr!
[14:41] * @CinderPaws smiles at Wolf
[14:41] (@Alicorn) (he called u a sinner HAHA)

Date unknown, in #Wolfmist
Deer Dung
* DarkSnooze is now known as DarkWolf
* DarkWolf stretches
* CinderPaws chuffs to Dark .... grinning
* DarkWolf looks to cinder
[DarkWolf] w00t u grinnin at woman?
* BlackenedRain blinks
* DarkWolf looks up and see's she slept on some old deer dung
[DarkWolf] oh for f...

August 3, 2004 around 8 PM EST in #Wolfmist
Wihses
[firequall] i ask if i may court DarkWolf Savah ( gah, couldnt think of the right wording -__- )
* Alicorn looks to Savah
[Alicorn] Is this your wihs?
* DarkWolf nods.. "it is my wihs"
* DarkWolf giggles
* firequall snickers
* FirE^PawS smirks.

August 18, 2004 around 4 PM EST in #Wolfmist_OOC
Popalicorn
[NightSabre] tasty....
[DarkWolf] now we have Popalicorn
[NightSabre] lol
* DarkWolf munches quietly

January 18, 2004 at 5:14 PM EST in #Wolfmist
I Object!
[Whitewinds] Is there anyone here that has any objections as to why Solar and Lenne should not be mated?
* @EmberStar shakes her head no
* @Riverwind wags her tail" Nope not I"
* @Shanandoah shakes her head no
[Katara] I dont have a problem with it
[Alicorn] I'm good.
[Alicorn] She's too hot for him though.
* @Alicorn grins.
[Lenne] WHAT?!
[Alicorn] Um... nothing...
[Riverwind] (lol)
* @Lenne looks up at Ali and giggles
* @Alicorn looks around nervously
[`Loryn] (lol)
* +Solarflare shakes his head and giggles.

January 18, 2004 at 5:21 PM EST in #Wolfmist
Fart?
* @Whitewinds nods to them both, "You may exchange gifts and say a few words to oneanother"
* @Lenne looks at Solar "You firt"
[@Lenne] (first)
[@Alicorn] (Did you just call him a fart? :D)
[@Lenne] (LOL)
[@Alicorn] (... you people and your hobbies.)