An snail can sleep for three years.
Americans eat an average of 18 acres of pizza everyday. (I wonder what it is for Canadians? I'm one!)
If Barbie were life size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would be 7'2 also...
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. (Doesn't this scare you even more than the teeth drilling does?)
If the population of China was to walk by you in a single line, the line would never end because of rate of reproduction.
Peanuts are one of the ingrediants of dynamite.
If yoy yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, you would have created enough energy to heat a cup of coffee.
Pigs have 30 minute long orgasms. (oh...my...god...)
Right handed people live 9 years longer than left handed people on average.
A male praying mantis can't copulate with its head attachted to his body, so the female initates sex by ripping it off...(that would be freaky if people did that)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Some lions mate 50 times a day...(ouch)
If you farted constantly for 6 years and nine months, that would be enough gas to create the energy of an atomic bomb.(ewww)
Banging your head against the wall uses up 150 calories an hour.(hmm, new excerise technique for dumb lazy people?)
The strongest muscle (and biggest) in the body is the tongue...(hehe...)
Everytime you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10th of a calorie...(lol)
Starfish have no brains.
Cockroaches live 9 days without their heads, until they starve.(...I find this extremely funny for some reason)
More people are killed by falling coconuts then by sharks. (...haha)
Women blink twice as much as men.
An average of 100 people choke on ball point pens every year. (how the hell does that happen?)
The chance of you dying on the way to buy a lotto ticket is more than the chance of winning.
The microwave was invented when a researcher walked by a radar tube and his chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
Its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
One acre of hemp (weed) produces as much paper as 4 acres of trees and can be replaced next season.
A psychology student in new york once rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him repeatedly just to study his reactions. After weeks of this, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with a axe leaving her mentally retarded. (ok...)
Its against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas. (lmfao)
Ten percent of the Russian governmets income comes from the sale of vodka. ( I hate stereotypes, but...)
Most scientists agree that glass is liquid. (what the?)
Its illeagel to catch mice in Cleveland, Ohio without a hunting permit.(um...ok...)
No U.S. president was an only child.
China has more english speakers than the United States.
In Uruguay, intoxication can be an legal excuse for an accident, but its not punishable.
Allen Pinkerton, the founder of the famous detective agency, died in 1884 when he stumbled, bit his own tongue, and died from the gangrene.
Francis Bacon, died stuffing a chicken full of snow. (Who the hell does that???)