101 Reasons Men Suck
They can't settle down. Its like they have to spread their seed to everyone. 
All men are such hypocrites! If you're their friend they'll tell you that you need to find a real man and stop falling for such assholes. But when you fall for them they'll break your heart just like the rest. 
Just b/c it "feels right" means its ok. They completely forget about your feelings too. 
They rub it in your face that you can't have them. 
They deny what they said even when they know it was true at that time! 
The word love isn’t in their vocabulary, only lust 
"nothing" is good to wear 
That lovely black gunk under their finger nails from always working on their car 
The little head 
Their ego 
They get jealous easily 
"Good times" are when you’re in a dark room together 
They make you want them over and over again, and each time they hurt you like before 
20 minutes is enough grieving time 
their ebonics 
I love you means I want sex 
Wanna be playaz 
Power tools are an extension of genitalia 
Pants are 4 sizes too big 
Male pattern baldness 
They BS constantly 
The geniuses tell your best friend secrets and expect them not to tell you 
When they’re w/ their girlfriend they look at other girls 
Scratch "their stuff" every 15 minutes 
Smell bad if not drenched in cologne 
They always wanna get w/ your friends 
They always call girls bitches 
Claim everything their’s 
Everything they do is a competition 
NO PMS! 
Circle jerking 
They have to be all big and bad 
Always want a 3some w/ you and your friends 
Cuz they want their BJ but they won't lick us back 
::gag gag:: (got it??) 
The good ones are gay 
Have a need to be "Mack Daddy" 
Toilet seat....terrible aim......got the picture? 
They destroy things lesser than them 
Take pride in their rude bodily functions 
They never grow up, my mom tells me this daily 
Leave the bathroom smelling extremely rancid 
They demand too much 
Expect you on your knees 
Some words that are not in a guy’s vocabulary: respect, love 
They don' know how to say sorry 
Um hi my eyes are up here, stop staring at my chest 
They just can't be satisfied w/ one female 
They don't take no for an answer 
They’re stinky 
They’re hairy 
They have this stupid walk 
We must not forget their manly tales about stupid stuff they probably never did 
They think that they’re just the best 
Guys think they're the greatest creatures that ever walked the earth 
They beat the crap out of each other for fun 
Many have no fashion sense 
You make them feel good about themselves, it goes to their head 
The way they think their sooo buff and actually a 7-year-old can whip their ass 
Take advantage when you’re most vulernable 
Think they could get anyone they wanted 
Have a problem with homosexuals. They’re all homophobic. Gay's are people too 
Love and leave 
Once they find out that you're crushing on them, they act like complete assholes 
Wait... what am i saying... they're always complete assholes 
Talk about their masturbation skills in public 
They act like they can really whoop someones ass, when they do actually fight (if they don't pussy out, which most do) they just end up like slapping each other and stuff 
Tell every friend how far they've gotten w/ you 
<=== Need i say more 
RAPE 
MOLESTATION 
And they get away w/ it 
If you get pregnant, it's not thier fault 
Treat females like shit 
Danny 
Arick (gotta know these kids to understand that one) 
Go for total whores w/ fucking blue eyeshadow!!! 
If they just break up w/ a girl.... 5 min later their already jumping on another one 
Thay say they'll call.... but never do 
Don't talk on the phone, and if they do they only want phone sex 
Would hump anything with 2 legs 
Hump anything w/ 4 legs 
Go after girls that are all hoochified but when you dress like that they make you cover up 
Want u to pleasure them but won't repay the favor 
They'll give u their ex girlfriend's jewelery and say that bought it 4 u. 
Most guys eat whatever they want and don't gain a pound, its so annoying 
Guys only care about a girl if they're gettin some 
They let what their friends have to say impact them so much, it influences the decisions they make about everything 
When they make you cry they think its funny. 
Ladies, ever heard this one "I'm in love w/ my car, not her." I unfortunately did. 
They feel "trapped" 
They bring us down!!! Damn the man! 
Because GOD supposedley created them first, they automatically rule everything 
menopause, menstruation... etc..... 
their not supportative 
They think their all good, but can't really satisfy 
Guys take pride in their shit, literally 
They act all lovey dovey when they want sumtin' 
Hate Valentines Day! 
Always try to prove themselves better than you in everyway! 
BECAUSE WE'RE WOMEN AND WE CAN BITCH ABOUT IT