Has to have a sense of humor. I don't like a girl, who can't make me laugh. If you can't make me laugh, you're boring and you'll take shit too seriously. I hate boring people.
Dresses nice. I like a girl who wears classy clothing and presents herself as an educated individual. I don't want no slut wearing thigh high boots or looks like a prostitute. Stay with men, they'll want you, not me.
Doesn't talk to her ex. I can't allow that. It's a symbol of I'm not over my ex. If you're talking to him/her, it's a sign that you're probably still having sex with them. I've had to deal with that when I was a heteorosexual so please, leave that shit out of my life.
Respectful to me and my hommies. I don't want girl who has those threesome fantasies. So if you're bisexual and you trying to holla at me, with that shit, go back to men. That's the only chance that you'd ever have a threesome.
No sleep arounds!! I hate people who fucking sleep around. You have no respect for yourself or your body. I don't want an std or any other deadly diseases. Keep your panties on and keep your legs closed! I only want a female who is a virgin, like me!
No smokers. I hate smoking. It sucks and it causes all types of diseases: emphysema, lung cancer and etc. I don't want to mourn over your death so it's best that you take a patch or some gum. I ain't having that shit.
No drinking. If you are a serious drunk, it's best that you keep right on going. I don't mind you drinking occasionally, but all the time, I don't think so.
Caring... Even though I suffer from depression, doesn't mean that you can't be there to care about me. I hate people who neglect me, just because I'm down and etc.
No players!! I've had to deal with that, when I was bisexual so , don't bring that shit around me. If you want to sleep around, as I've said, keep right on going.
No Flirting! The only person that you should be flirting with, is me. I don't want to catch you flirting with other men or women. If I do, it's over. Flirting is cheating!
Faithful girl. I want a girl who will keep it real and that I can tell others, that she's all mine. She can tell others, that I'm all hers.
Truthful. I need a girl who I can trust. Someone who won't fuck other bitches behind my back, she'll tell everyone that she's taken by this Ebony mami.
Gawd, no fat chicks. I'm sorry, I know yall need love too but I'm not attracted to anyone who complains about their weight and turns around and makes fun of me, because I'm small. I don't need the drama. Get on a diet, uplift your self esteem, then come holla at me.
Must have money. I am not a gold digger. I have money, so be sure that you have yours. I don't like broke people.
Smells good. I can't stand a female with bad breath or who is musky. Have gum, breath mints and always wear deodorant. If not, I'll talk about your ass.
NO FREAKS! I hate freaks! Freaks are nasty! I don't want a transmitted disease! I don't want no girl who eat all kinds of females pussies! Eww! Then you come in my face, thinking that you going to get sex. Hell naw! So get the fuck!
Knows what she wants in life. You don't have to have a high school diploma, because I don't have one. But you have to have some kind of common sense. And you have to have goals and you have to do something with your life.
Honest. Never keep things from me. Because, I will always find out. I don't like lying, at all. If you're going to be dishonest, keep on going...
NO KID/KIDS! I do not want the drama. You need to take care of your kids, before a relationship. I know that I will be having kids myself, but I don't need anyone to raise them. I can take care of my own kids.
I used to tell myself that I wouldn't discriminate on race, whenever it came to dating and marrying a girl. I know for sure that I am not interested in White women. I think their attitudes are very shitty. I could care less how beautiful a girl looks. If her attitude sucks, then she sucks. That's why I won't go with a White chick. Same goes for Black women. They've messed up their reputations too much. It seems like they don't care who they get knocked up by, as long as they express their so called independence. It's embarrassing to even look at television and see so many of them, who do not know who the fathers of their own children are. I personally feel that talk shows should be removed from television, or just don't have Black women being apart of them. I don't like their attitudes either. I don't get how they can catch an attitude with someone or how they think that just because they think they're doing good, means that they are. The attitude, the loud talking, skimpy clothing with the flabs, fakeness, slutty behavior are the reasons why a lot of men do not want us. Not like I care or feel any remorse for Black women, like I used to, I have begun to see the true light. I just don't want no wife like them, to bring home to my friends(not family cuz they're homophobic). I don't want her embarrassing me or herself, so Black women are no where on my love life list. It's similar to how I despised Black men, all of these years, based on my father. He was the worse father anyone ever wanted. I would have rather have been born out of wedlock and suffer the life without having a father around. As you've read on the my life section, he used to put me down a lot. Currently, he still does. He would ignore me and choose another task over spending time with me. So emotionally, I didn't have a father. Nor did I have a family period. I'm not expecting sympathy. I'm just letting you know how my own race have oppressed me all of my life, to the point where I do not want absolutely anything to do with them. I don't even bother to make Black friends, normally when Blacks speak to me, I don't speak back. I have become their adversary. I know that this has nothing to do with the "what I like in a girl," but you know all that I have stories to tell behind everything.