well... this site is for all you people out there who believe every time your bus ride turns a corner, you will tip over and instantly be incinerated ... painfully - very very painfully. if you don't believe in the everyday quality of extraordinary circumstances, but just think your going to die, check out the death clock ; it counts down the seconds to your impending doom, i like it. nothing better than staring mortality right in the face, except when it's far too optimistic for its own good. we suggest you take the figure of your average life span and halve the sucker.

the pessimist aka realist society, and i hear you asking, (no really i do, psychosis is no doubt holding my mind at gun-point) why the realist society, when it is indeed a pessimist society? well. indeed. as a wise friend (probably for not much longer) said quite a few times "I'm not a pessimist, just a realist"; see the connection there? hence the reference. very complex and probably meaningful on so may levels. perhaps you think that attaching the name realist to the inherent belief in burning bus rides is a little bit too much. is life for you meant to be the epitome of beauty? sod off, there is no room for optimistic/religious nuts here. just nuts will do.

the realism of the era prior to world war one was a joke, the modernism of post-world war one was just as insane, post-modernism can only go so far - but we here at the second coming pessimist society say this; "bitter, twisted and the utmost faith in the blatant truths of pessimism is the ONLY way to see the world" - and that's darned right. we are but in our early and of course premature days of this movement, but we hope to offer more in the future, you input is welcome. so far, when dodging the perils of life, our lack of creativity has managed to come up with a simple outline of what we stand for ... but why bother to put in the effort when no one gives a damn anyway, there will be things to come. for the time being check off the list as you realise you ARE a pessimist and thus an automatic member of our pessimist society, check out the interesting things that we preach as information, and feel free to leave us messages and mail.

feel free to browse through our humble site filled with interesting facts (completely subjective of course), reasons you might be a pessimist, and the meaning of life (man has searched centuries for it, but look no further, its right here!). Then and abuse me after you've finished. Any criticism will be taken with good humour (and an apology if its legit) and all emails will we replied to in time (not anywhere above 3 months). so have fun. (although my pessimism dictates you wont)

This site is the proud winner of... an award. im not really sure what it is, but hey, its not like i win awards, im not picky.