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Save your money and don't go see Timeline. |
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This is one of the stupidest movies I have ever seen. There was absolutely no plot in this movie, and I'm not sure what these half retarded movie producers were thinking. I'll admit, they kept the camera steady during most of the scenes. Other than that, this movie sucked. What happened is these scottish historians were sent back in time through some worm hole in order to save some British professor who went back in time just for the hell of it. Next thing you know they're floating away in a river and being chased by English soldiers from 1379. When they want to get back guess what happens? A grenade blows up the time machine and now they're stuck back in time. What an original idea, this had to have happened in the past 87 times I've watched a movie dealing with a time machine or some type of portal. After all this sword fighting and running away from fat retarded soldiers, the story ends with the time machine being fixed and the Scottish historians come back alive in this time period. And of course, one person stayed behind in the past because he met some royal chick and thought he could get some. How exciting. If I could only have a time machine to go back into time and pop my tires right before I was about to drive over to see this movie. The movie also would have been a lot better if I would have brought a TV and an XBox. That or my bed so I could have been more comfortable while sleeping through this boring movie with no plot. Right when you think something unexpected was about to happen, BAM! Something that you expected to happen actually occurs. I would rather be shot than see this movie again. And if you think this movie was at all cool, you deserve to be shot too, you stupid retard. |
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This idiot from 2 Fast 2 Furious needs to quit trying to be an actor and go be a priest or something, because he sucks badly. The movie might have been better if this guy died in the beginning, that way I wouldn't have to see his gay face prancing around in the English village back in 1397. |
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If I were living in 1397, I would want one of these badasses. Image all the swordsmen trying to stab my tank, and me running them over. Then those catapults would try to launch bricks that are on fire and I would shoot a nuclear bomb out of my cannon and blow them all up. |
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If I went back to the past, I sure wouldn't wear this pansie outfit. This guy looks like one of those people that you can punch in the face and they're too sissy to do anything about it. |
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Whenever I got out of my tank to kick some England ass by hand, this is what I would be wearing. Image batman coming out of a tank 600 years ago to woop some ass. Pretty intimidating, I'd say. Instead, these idiots go back in time wearing Buffalo ass hair for what we would call "shirts". |
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Back home. |
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