Now what?
Well here are my ideas of effective punishment techniques for evil dictators that have been naughty:
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| We got him. Now what? |
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| Good job USA, we captured the former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. Now we're considering giving him back to the Iraqi people so they can put him back in power. After spending billions of dollars on this poorly planned war, there is only one option of what to do with Saddam. After we get what the information we want, we should torture him until he dies naturally of old age. Then, of course, there are those idiots that will clam that this is inhumane and unjust. They're right, but who cares? This guy has tortured and slaughtered tons of people, and ruined the lives of millions, and we're worried about it hurting when we would kill him? What the hell is wrong with these people? Then the idiots that are against capital punishment will make the suggestion of punishing Saddam by allowing him to sit in prison for the rest of his life, where he will be well fed and guaranteed all the rights in the Constitution of the United States. Well here are my ideas of effective punishment techniques for evil dictators that have been naughty: |
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| 1. Here you go, Saddam. It's time to shave that beard of yours. We'll do it for you using this. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 2. President Bush himself can repeatedly shut this microwave door with Saddam's nuts in it. Owch. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 3. Implant a chip in his head that forces him to constantly listen to Snoop Dogg. That would really suck. I would rather have tourture #2. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Yo muh nigga Saddam, wut crackin'? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4. Lock him in a room with Richard Simmons and Michael Jackson. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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| My website is clean, so I cannot provide a picture of what would happen in the room. | |||||||||||||||||||||||