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| McDonald's or McSuckyfoodandservice? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| What kind of people actually eat here? The last time I went to this "fast food restaurant", it was a fiasco. I ordered two chicken sandwitches with nothing on them and a garden salad, a simple order. I went through the drive through and I told this dude what I wanted, and he got confused. I had to repeat my simple order three times until the uneducated McDonald's employee could understand what I wanted: two chicken sandwitches with nothing on them and a garden salad. After I payed the idiots (they actually gave me the right amount of change back this time), the lady gives me my food. I open the bag and there's one chicken sandwitch in it. So I ask for my salad and other sandwitch, then they tell me to go park and they'll bring it out. After waiting five minutes, they bring out my sandwitch and salad, then I go home thinking "Wow, what a bunch of losers. They have the worst low paying job at a fast food restaurant, and they can't even do that right." Once I arrive home, I hungrily opened up my chicken sandwitches, and the morons put everything possible on it. I scrape it all off and eat it anyways, trying not to think about how this "chicken" probably consists of grinded up pig testicles. The wilted salad helped get the pig testicle taste out. I would rather be shot than eat their shitty food. I'm never eating at this piss poor fast food restaurant again. I can't believe that McDonald's is the most successful fast food restaurant in the United States. You have to be a dumb ass to eat here, and if you disagee with me, then you can piss off. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| After I seen this asswipe on the commercials, I decided that McDonald's has gone too far. This is the gayest thing I've ever seen. Who the hell would dress up to look like this fag and think it's going to increase sales? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| There are a few things McDonald's could do in order to not be so shitty. 1. Sell all McDonald's restaurants to Subway so they could take over. Imagine how wonderful the world would be if there was a Subway at every place there used to be a McDonald's. Hell, McDonald's could even put a "Mc" in front of all the subs if it made themselves feel better about their horrible failure at making good food. Oops. There is only one thing McDonald's could do to make it better, and that was it. |
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| Too bad their food doesn't look anything like this. First of all, the bun looks like it got ran over by a semi truck, then the two wilted pickles end up somewhere stuck on the wrapper because the idiots aren't smart enough to place the pickles on the sandwitch. The fry box is actually half full and you can barely see a few of the soggy and grease saturated french fries... Instead of describing what a McDonald's meal would actually look like, I'll give you a visual... (see below) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| There we go, thats what a McDonald's meal looks like: a big pile of shit. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| SUCKS!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Back home. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||