Monday:
Three Chicken Fingers or Sausage cheese with bread stuck to it.
Sides of applesause, a small bowl of lettuce
Tuesday:
Chicken Sandwich with a stale bun or a hot pretzel.
Sides of applesause, a small bowl of lettuce
Wednesday:
Chicken soup (dixie cup full) and grilled cheese or BBQ Rib.
Sides of applesause, a small bowl of lettuce
** We ran out of lettuce in a bowl dressing, so we will allow you to purchase an extra grilled cheese sandwitch for a price of $1.25.
Thursday:
Chicken between two pieces of stale bread or BBQ Rib
Sides of applesause, a small bowl of lettuce
Friday:
Grinded up chicken testicles or BBQ Rib
Sides of chicken flavored cookie or a bowl of lettuce
**We ran out of lettuce in a bowl dressing, so we will allow you to purchase a pig penis on the side of the BBQ Rib for only 1.75.
We'll even give you a fork to eat your dixie cup full of soup on Wednesday, but if you would like a spoon, that's one dollar extra charge.
::The queer obnoxious kid in front of me is short 2 dollars, who happens to play a few sports, so they allow him to pay back tommorrow.::
Lunch Lady: You only have $2.90. You can't buy a lunch, you're 5 cents short, ass!
Me: Oh, sorry. I'm such a stupid jackass for not knowing I only had 2.90 in my account. I should be tied to a telephone poll with a backstreet boys CD playing in the background to be punished.
Lunch Lady: Well I guess you can't eat today, because we can't let you pay us back tommorrow. Even though you've eaten lunch here every single school day for the past three years, I'm not sure if you're going to pay me back. For all I know, you'll move to a communist country such as China, and then our school will be five cents in debt.
Luckily I found a good, caring Louisville High School citizen to allow me to borrow five cents. Then I was happy to eat my lunch. I don't remember what it was that I had that day, but I'm sure it was some sort of chicken, with a bowl of lettuce and applesause for a side.
