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Lord of the Rings 3 sucks. |
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Lord of the Rings had to be the longest movie I've ever watched. I kept hoping that a nuclear bomb would go off or something that would make it come to an abrupt end. Everytime the movie faded out and seemed like it was going to end, there was an extra scene which seemed to have no purpose but to add extra minutes to the movie. It was pissing me off, just having to sit there while my spinal disk was being forced out of place from sitting there so long through the stupid movie.
If the movie wasn't bad enough, the people were. The Lord of the Rings dork behind me was explaining to his ugly girlfriend all about every scene. It's obvious that the nerd seen the movie before. I'm just glad I didn't see anyone in a lord of the rings constume. I would have kicked them right in the nuts. I don't need to see people imitate these retarded characters which are bad enough to see on screen. It looked like that Froto and Sam dude were about to start kissing at the end, which is a pretty gross thought. |
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You know a movie is gay when the evil villian is a giant, stationary eye made of fire. It can't even move. It's just there, but somehow it's the source of all evil in the world or something gay like that. |
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This guy is just a sissy. I'm not sure why he played as one of the more heroic characters in the movie. He looks like one of those people that would play as a male ballerina that prances around for no reason and then everyone makes fun of him. |
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People agree with me that the movie would have been better if all the characters died in the beginning. |
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Back home... |
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