I was pondering if aliens exist and I really wanted to know. So I was browsing the internet and I found a real life picture that proves the fact that aliens do exist. I know, this is breath taking. This photo was taken by some farmer in West Virginia, who claims to have seen extra-"terrorestrail" life. Yes, he mispronounced the word "extraterrestrial". Anyways, this photo proves all of you stupid asses that aliens do exist.
Isn't that amazing? I've never seen aliens before, but this photo explains it all. Now I know that aliens exist, and if this real life photo doesn't convince you, then you're a jackass.
Big foot is believe to have existed for the past 350 years, terrorizing the woodlands in the U.S.. I always thought, "Wow, what a bunch of losers. These pansies are afraid of some ugly creature that lives in the woods and molests children." I never actually believed it until someone emailed me a picture of this ugly child molesting creature. This horrific photo has changed my life in many ways. I've never seen something so damn ugly in my life. Never.
I told you it was ugly.
Then some idiot emailed me and tried to tell me that he seen a UFO and sent me a picture of this airplane. I'm not sure if this guy is on crack or maybe he was beaten with a crow bar when he was a child. It's people like him that actually write these science fiction bull shit books. This guy needs to go back to elementary school, because he's obviously not intelligent enough to tell the difference between an airplane and a damn UFO.
Back home.
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