1. Tell a fellow classmate to go F^$% himself.
2. Flip off random people in the hall.
3. Sleep in and come to school at 9:30.
4. Wear spandex with the words "Louisville High School Sucks" on it.
5. Spit on someone's shoe.
6. Skip class.
7. Chuck a book at someone.
Does running to lunch fit in here? No. The worst that could happen is... nothing. Maybe our school is worried about the microorganisms floating in the air being crushed as I run in the hall. Besides, I wouldn't run if the school didn't cram 900 people into one lunch mod and 70 in another. That's just stupid. Not only does the food completely suck, but you have to wait in the enormous line to eat the nasty food.
Afghan High School Student Handbook:
10 School Commandments
1. Don't move while in class, or your head will be cut off.
2. Don't talk, or you will be shot.
3. Don't move when you eat your food at lunch, or poison will be injected into your veins.
4. Don't ask a question, or you will be shot.
5. Don't look at someone, or you will be hanged.
6. If you miss more than zero on your test, your neck will be slowly cut off with a spoon.
7. If you come to class unprepared, you will be hung by your index finger from a tree while other students throw sharp pencils at you until you die.
8. If you forget to do your homework, you will be slaughtered with a pipe.
9. If I, the principal, believe you deserve to be shot, then you deserve to be shot.
10. If you deserve to be shot, you will be shot.
^I retrieved that piece of information from a reliable source on the internet. After reading this, I do believe that my punishment is just and I will no longer complain.
