1. Don't eat so much. I hear people complaining about how fat they are. Yet, I also hear these same people claiming that they are capable of consuming more cups of butter than I can. Thats just great that some fat kid can eat more than I can. Good job idiot. If I was as fat as you are, I could probably eat that much too you fat retard.
2. Maybe if you would do something that burns calories... Okay, you're fat? So now you're going to sit on your ass all day long and play video games, huh? You must be so fat that your brain has a four inch layer of fat around it and you can't think correctly, you fat retard.
Okay that is all you can do to not be such a fat ass. It's not too difficult to eat a value meal instead of fourteen triple cheeseburgers. You should also stand up while you're stuffing your fat mouth with lard, you can burn extra calories. If you're fat and you like being fat, then don't come out into public, because we don't like to see obese people wobbling around- it's just sickening. I'm not talking about you people with a little gut or anything, I'm talking those who can't fit through doorways and can't run because their fat will bounce all over the place and start coming out of their clothes. All the fat jokes are directed toward these people and if I was that obese, I would not eat. Try getting fat if you don't eat, it's pretty tough. |
