1. Take as many steriods as you can without dying. It's okay if you pass out for a few days from an overdose, just as long as you don't die. This is the number one principle for all bodybuilders. All that stuff about how hard work pays off is bull shit. Cheating is what gets you places, and that's why bodybuilders must take anabolic steroids.
2. Work out a little bit. With all the steroids in your system, you will have to work out in order to stimulate muscle growth. Walking over to a medicine cabinet to take more steroids is considered a good workout. Just make sure there is a spotter present.
