Nope, you just completely suck.
I try to make fun of people behind their back, but I don't have enough guts to say anything to their face because they could easily rip on me since I suck at everything, including life. Can you help me?
Maybe you should focus more on trying to achieve something in life, instead of being as worthless as a spoon, and stop making fun of people.
I want to be one of those people that ring the bells for the salvation army, but my brain is too stupid to interpret signals that tell it to ring the bell. I guess I better go with my second and last life plan, to deliver pizzas. What do you think?
Well if you aren't intelligent enough to ring the bell, it's going to be difficult to deliver pizzas. So, I think you should ditch all your plans and live with your parents until you die.
My high school life consists of sports, and my only goals are concerned with sports improvement. There's no need to do good in school because I'm going to play professional sports. If I play varsity sports at a division two school that loses half their games, I'm sure the NFL would take me.
I'm glad your priorities are straight in life, and good luck making the NFL. You should plan on getting rich by winning the lottery too, since you have a better chance in winning the lottery than playing professional sports you moron.
I say hilarious things to make people laugh every single day. I flirt with all the hot girls and they flirt back because they feel bad for how much of a stupid retarded asswipe I am and that I think I'm better than everyone else. My life is great, too bad in two years when I get out of high school people are going to realize how much of a loser I am and how a spoon is more intelligent than I am. But that's okay- I don't need to be smart because I play sports.
Good point. I advise you to move to Poland where you will fit in with all the other idiots and be accepted for what you are: an idiot.
