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Kitty was doing her hair, she had a date with Lance tonight and wanted to get it just-so, unfortunantly, her dislike of polluting the environment had caused her to buy a non-aerosol hairspray and it wasn't working. She took the top off to see if maybe it was blocked. Just then something downstairs went boom, startling Kitty and causing the hairspray bottle to phase through her fingers and into the toilet emptying it's contents. Kitty peered into the toilet.
"Like, Icksome!" closing her eyes out of disgust, she reached into the toilet and fished out the now empty hairspray bottle and tossed it in the trash, she washed her hands and went to see if Rogue had any hairspray, forgetting to flush the toilet. After she left Logan walked in and snuck a cigar, he was almost done with it when he heard the Proffesor calling. He left his still lit cigar stub on the bathroom vanity.
Jean went into the bathroom to use the toilet, while she was doing her business she noticed the cigar stub on the vanity and wrinkled her nose. Lifting it with her
telikinesis, she dropped it into the toilet bowl that she was still sitting on. The toilet promptly exploded.
The rest of the X-men were sitting down to a nice relaxing dinner, Lance had just stopped by to pick up Kitty and they were on their way out the door. When suddenly Jean came flying through the doorway with her ass on fire.
"Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" Jean screamed.
"Aaahhh! Somebody do something!" Scott yelled. Everyone was to busy laughing. Finaly Scott blasted her in the ass, the force of the blast smothered the fire but also sent Jean flying into a wall, she was not, however, mercifully knocked out so she wouldn't feel the pain of her third degree burns.
Between bouts of laughter, Mr. McCoy explained that they didn't have the facilities to treat Jeans burns and that she would have to go to the hospital.
Lance was the one who made the call. "Hey, we need an ambulance at the Xavier Institute, Some bimbo got burned where the sun don't shine."
The peramedics arrived and carried Jean out on a stretcher, face-down of course, as they were crossing the lawn Scott explained the situation to them. They laughed so hard that they tipped the stretcher over and the still concious Jean rolled off, landing on her burnt ass.
"Owwwwwwwwiiiieeeeesssssss!!!!!!!!!" Jean yelled. The peramedics finaly got Jean into the ambulance and drove away.
On the way to the movies, Lance made the mistake of allowing Kitty to drive. Kitty caused a semi to swerve into oncoming traffic, the semi plowed into the ambulance that was carrying Jean. Jean was the only casualty. The semi had been carrying, of all things, hairspray.
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At Jeans funeral, Rahne got a little playful and, in wolf form, ran around the funeral parlor. She accidently knocked over some candles into Jean's coffin, and formaldehyde is very flammable. Jean was supposed to be buried but she ended up being cremated. When the funeral parlor tried to send the ashes to Jeans parents, they got the adresse wrong.
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"Yo, whats this?" Todd asked, looking at the package. He opened it. "Dust? Why would somebody send us dust?" He dumped it down the toilet.